Flashbanging Epileptics

27 Chudmaxxing at an alarming rate. anti-AI. Art by @StradomyreArt

[Archmagos of Zolon 🔭🪐🛸📡 @qualadder]

Sucks to be a new grad but I'm 10 years in. Was supposed to be having kids and buying houses at this point.

[Aurora 🐊 @SpectralAurora_]

you know youve been on twitter too long when you see shit like this and just shrug and go "yeah that tracks"

[Flashbanging Epileptics @FatalBukkake]

@Create_Profit Hope your portfolio collapses on itself and you struggle to ever feel financially secure again.

[Flashbanging Epileptics @FatalBukkake]

@soda_joke Retweeting this not because I wholeheartedly agree, but because I enjoy being petty towards a former roommate.

[Soda @soda_joke]

returning to this issue: if you believe a shaved-bald head is more attractive than a kempt receding hairline, you're part of the intellectual underclass

[Flashbanging Epileptics @FatalBukkake]

“I’m into CaitVi and Timebomb but I wouldn’t touch league with a 10-foot pole”

Glad to see tourism is alive and well in this harsh economy.

[Flashbanging Epileptics @FatalBukkake]

@rightwingdude72 @unusual_whales Keep licking that boot bud, I’m sure it’ll taste better with time.

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

making these is kinda fun

[Bbno$trange @JackKing0FF]

What solo tanking does to a man

[Isaac 🍸 @Isaac2003_v2]

Thanks to Fetterman, I instinctively distrust any politician who tries to seem cool and relatable with the casual look

[Sharky @spaceshark23]

>listening to Horus Heresy audiobook
>story jumps around
>too many characters
>plotlines introduced, nothing wrapped up
>"this book sucks ass"
>look at phone
>mfw playlist was on shuffle
>mfw I listened to 50 HH books at the same time

[Flashbanging Epileptics @FatalBukkake]

Just said “I’m lowkey brain damaged, it’s alr” during a meeting and someone instantly shut off their camera.

[Flashbanging Epileptics @FatalBukkake]

@airbagg3d So like, what’s the timeline of getting her feet in a Kojima game then?

[Godfrey @godfrey_von]

what I enjoy about monster energy is that you can taste how bad they are for your body

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Ivy League professor suspected AI cheating, ordered an in-person final, & saw average scores plunge from 96 to 48.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bonnie Tyler has sadly passed away at the age of 75.

She was behind major songs like “Total Eclipse of the Heart” and “Holding Out for a Hero”

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Deadly bacteria found in major US city's water system traced to Mark Zuckerberg's $800 million, $META, data center, per TechRadar

[Marchand d'Âmes @poe_collector]

Cool story, there are people whose entire life has been dedicated to consumer packaging design and instead of doing that, you hired your friend.

Every failure Mr. Beast has ever suffered was because he hired a friend and not a competent expert that he could easily afford.

[tippity @tippity]

The Islamic Republic of Japan