Jane Austen the Cat

A black cat living with a librarian, named after a literary great, I do not do this lolcat speak.

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

No people home. Miss original human, but enjoying the break from THATMAN and tinyhumanofdoom.

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

Smallest human has finally deigned to share food with me. And is at last eating worthwhile food.

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

I was aiming for the other cat. MT @kitaq "@fatblackcat sat on the kitchen counter and projectilevomited all over the kitchen floor"

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

So @lizinthelibrary left for very long, came home, didn't want to sleep with me and so I serenaded her all night from the hall.

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

Voting for Obama cause cats should be allowed to vote and I'm black #notaracist

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

My mom is very excited about something. It isn't extra food for me. I bet the Martians don't put cats on diets.

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

I'm keeping telling @kitaq everything is wrong but he won't bring back @lizinthelibrary from where he hid her.

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

Today I ate three hot dog buns and only had to chew up one plastic bag. It's a good day.

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

I'm in a new place with strange smells. I'm not enjoying this. At least my blankie is here.

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

Winter is awesome when it means flannel sheets and magic warm bed.

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

Mom trapped me in a laundry basket this morning and laughed hysterically. Not funny @lizinthelibrary

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

Mom left, other lady left, dog in cage. House is MINE!!!

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

Mom accused me of stealing her eyeliner pencil. I'm innocent. I only steal hair elastics.

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

Yarn makes good pillow. Also toy. Also food.

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

Best part of summer: big dumb dog gets locked outside and I rule the house!

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

Why would someone send @ebethmoreau flowers if not for me to eat? Also I didn't get flowers when I had surgery.

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

This is #merightnow happily curled up on my mom's lap. http://yfrog.com/4p7ifxj

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

I've heard talk that the small rat dog leaves tomorrow. I'm celebrating by notbiting my mommy.

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

Fear not for me: I'm twice his size. RT @ebethmoreau Meet our newest houseguest: Olly. http://yfrog.com/2ganetj

[Jane Austen the Cat @fatblackcat]

A strange new animals has invaded my house. Hopefully I can intimidate this one better than dumb yellow dog.