Fatchair Print

An independent greetings card designer - Typographical cards to make you smile.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

OOFT…

Did he wake up on the wrong side of bed?

Farage having an absolute mare today and I’m so here for it

First GMB

[edwin heathcote @edwinheathcote]

There’s a reason libraries are not made of glass.

[Curtis Jobling @CurtisJobling]

The late great Barry Cryer on David Walliams.

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

From a resident who lives near the Bell Hotel, Epping. (Taken from r/Essex)

[Ellie Gibson @elliegibson]

Yes exactly. Kids today would get a lot more out of Gigglebiz for example if Mr Tumble's flesh peeled off over the course of the show.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Live from New York, it's Saturday night.

[Jenny Eclair @jennyeclair]

I’m not inclined to leave twitter - because if all the people who post nice stuff leave - then we are allowing the cess pit people take over - let’s fill this thing with art and books and birds and flowers and jokes etc - let’s swamp it with good stuff - reclaim it

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Tories' internal forecast predicts they will comfortably hold approximately 80 seats tomorrow with the potential to hold a further 60

This means their most optimistic scenario tomorrow is winning just 140 seats - half of their 2019 seats

[@LOS_Fisher]

[Sophy Ridge @SophyRidgeSky]

Can I be honest with you? I didn’t want to start the programme talking about the Conservative claim that a Labour Government would cost you £2,000 in extra taxes.

It’s obviously been disputed. Not just because it’s cumulative rather than annual – but because it’s based on an awful lot of assumptions, with some of the conclusions even being disowned by the authors who did the research.

But look – I’m being sucked down the rabbit hole now too.

There are two reasons I don’t want to talk about the £2,000 claim.

The first is because the Conservatives WANT us to talk about it – because even if we’re discussing the fact the number is being disputed, we’re still talking about Labour putting up tax.

But the second reason is even more important.
The parties are both arguing about whether each others sums add up.
Well… they don’t, do they?

Both of them are promising they won’t raise income tax, national insurance, or VAT – three fifths of the total tax revenue. Nobody wants to borrow other than to invest. Health, schools and defence are all ring fenced from spending cuts in some form.

I genuinely don’t understand how this all adds up. Not even close.
Public spending projections after the next election have been described as a “fantasy” by economists – the tax burden is set to hit a historic high - and we’re spending more on debt interest payments than education.

Forget about the quibbling over a few numbers here and there. Because it doesn’t seem to me like ANY party is being honest about just how difficult it will be after the election… and the kind of choices that the next Government will have to make – no matter who it turns out to be.

[Fatchair Print @fatchairprint]

We brighten the world! As creators of typographic greetings cards, wall art, clothing and accessories designed to make you smile, we're all about spreading joy. We would love to inspire even more smiles and fill every home with laughter and style. #SBS
https://t.co/WO5Y3LMKKa

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

I didn't realise how spot on this was...

Congratulations Tories... You're copying lines from comic book villains!

[@BlachereUK @blachereuk]

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[Fatchair Print @fatchairprint]

We have launched an @thisisfy
Store with our most popular prints- https://t.co/z1lftu0etX

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Noel Gallagher to NME:

Brexit has made England s***. It was like a “mass hypnosis”

Spot on @NoelGallagher.

It’s time to ditch Brexit, rejoin the EU and actively open up opportunities for youth again.

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Laura Kuenssberg: Maybe social care would improve is care workers weren't struggling on £18,000 / year.

Rishi Sunak: What if we gave them a SENSE that they're being paid more?

#BBCLauraK: Would you work for £18,000?

Rishi Sunak: Look Laura! My job actually matters!!

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

It’s expensive but many economists would say it’s a policy which pays for itself. The Norwegian govt recently valued the contribution of additional working mothers to the country’s GDP, and found it equivalent to the value added by its oil reserves over the same period.

[HMP Featherstone @HMPFeatherstone]

📢 We're calling for book donations as our library has flooded!
Our Library plays a vital part in reducing reoffending as it helps prisoners with education which in turn helps with employment upon release.
Please email [email protected] for donations.

[Fatchair Print @fatchairprint]

NEW #OMITB Christmas card up on @thortful #onlymurders
https://t.co/MzHF9KyCM0