lebron james

pollo frito connoisseur

my bed time 9:45pm

[lebron james @fatfishfella]

Why pass the finals when you can just pass away?

[lebron james @fatfishfella]

Told the NYC train operator that someone was smoking crack on one of the carts, and he tells he "thanks for informing me, but no one cares" lmao

[ruhan @ruhan_q]

how did my dad work for 4 decades man I've done 3 years and I want to kms

[zero @yves8nts]

drank some vietnamese coffee for the first time i feel like this

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[ishee @cinemaxxwdc]

look at my cm dawwg

[lebron james @fatfishfella]

working at americans startups chill asf I spent 40 mins on huddle with my boss talking about guns

[ayame✰ 菖蒲 @tummy_kisser]

im stunted im doing shit i should have been doing when i was 16yo in my 20s

[lebron james @fatfishfella]

CSK

[shydev @shydev69]

this is how muslim rule began in india. prithviraj chauhan defeated ghori but let him go. next year ghori came back prepared and won.

[lebron james @fatfishfella]

Hate it when I'm scrolling reels on my bed and my boss says good morning

[Malika 🧬 @malikules]

when a man has no real achievements like chess elo, viral tweet, niche spotify wrapped he takes pride in useless stuff like salary and career achievements

[lebron james @fatfishfella]

18 years and already bisexual gawddamn

[lebron james @fatfishfella]

If I ever lose my job, I will become one of those pervy driving instructors who flirts with all the young hotties that come to learn from him

[lebron james @fatfishfella]

One of the biggest cultural differences bw India and the US is the degree of separation between the old and the young. I've always had to be careful with my words in front of elders back home, here a 62yo told me he loves a woman putting her finger in his bum

[lebron james @fatfishfella]

A sri lankan texting like a white man is hilarious

[Bellissimo.win @ser_bellissimo]

I have come to the realization that no matter how much I make or have, there’s no escaping a third world problem in a third world country.

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

Unfortunately, I don't like nonchalant women. Be dominant, check on me, be affectionate, tell me I'm handsome, plan dates, give me money, buy me flowers and be absolutely obsessed.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

economy so bad you can only rent the libs