pumpkin spice vyvanse

she/her || leo sun, sag moon & rising || type 8 || bitch

[The Associated Press @AP]

Brandon Johnson is elected Chicago mayor, defeating ex-schools CEO Paul Vallas in a major win for progressives and the Chicago Teachers Union. Johnson, a union organizer, former teacher and county commissioner, will succeed one-term Mayor Lori Lightfoot. https://t.co/R2MukpfwG3

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

@gonnabesleeping @saphicthreat My hair will never be the same I’m convinced

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

I do not know what prompted my hair to get lighter and my brows to get darker but a bitch sure loved a dark lip in 2016 that much was consistent

[beer slag @beerslag]

U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

time for the monthly reminder

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

How do I get reincarnated as a nepo baby

[Indiana Mutual Aid Coalition @INMutualAid]

Yesterday Michael Knowles, best known for recently calling for the "eradication of trans people from public life" at the largest conservative convention in the US allowed by Purdue's administration to advocate trans genocide on campus.

The student body responded in many ways 🧵

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

@ANXIETYxATTACKS God gives his hardest battles to his baddest bitches ya know

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

There is really no greater pain than taking forever to decide if you should get food delivered or not, saying “fuck it we ball” and choosing to treat yourself, then waiting 40 min just for your order to be cancelled. Chipotle decided I didn’t deserve nice things today.

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

I hate how long it takes me to make decisions and now I have to make another one and start the process all over again!!! I eat everyday idk why this is so hard for me to determine sometimes

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

@jinxpress Ik you said “in chicago” but in case it’s helpful to anyone there’s a large PPE store in Elk Grove Village called PPE Global Health. I stock up there.

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

@mmmattymatt @KFreal_ I love YOU!!!!!

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

@mmmattymatt @KFreal_ Every picture of you guys radiates so much genuine happiness and I love seeing them on the TL 😭

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

This is my BEST friend Linda after 1 dose of Pfizer on 8/21/1994. She was a very healthy 23 year old dancer who toured the world in multiple sold out shows. 29 years later she is still having major medical issues and uncontrollable spasms

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

being the oldest sibling is rough bc you get to be your younger siblings’ AND your parents’ therapist, but boy do you learn the best family secrets

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

When a man says he knows enough about a topic “to be dangerous” what he means is he actually knows nothing about it aside from a few relevant terms/phrases, which is enough to (incorrectly) mansplain it to a woman who is an expert on said topic

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

Tbh that shit takes so much energy and I’d rather use it on people I care about

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

This year I’ve decided not everyone deserves my emotional maturity. Some people need to be told to go to hell, and I am uniquely qualified to do that (I have problems with impulsivity and regulating my emotions).

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

Good luck and god bless to everyone who said “we’ll circle back to this in January” about fifty eleven times the last few weeks. Tomorrow we reap what we’ve sown 🫡

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

@mmmattymatt It’s like a love child of tennis and ping pong.

[pumpkin spice vyvanse @fatgirlfriend_]

After a week with my 64 year old father, I am heartbroken to share that I have become hyperfixated on pickleball. Please respect my privacy during this shameful time.