Gregg Tomlinson

Chicago-based Bostonian raised & schooled in Texas. Studio owner with @tonyafathead. Two awesome kids call me dad. UX/UI. Code nerd. Boston Bruins forever.

[Gregg Tomlinson @fatheaddesign]

Two different headbands in the final vignette #househunters

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Aaaaaaand… another headband #househunters

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ANOTHER HEADBAND #househunters

[Gregg Tomlinson @fatheaddesign]

At the end of this episode, when they show the wedding photo, you *know* she’ll be wearing a special bedazzled bridal headband #househunters

[Gregg Tomlinson @fatheaddesign]

There’s another headband #househunters

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wtf with the headbands? #househunters

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@SallyBalsamo This guy is an asshole. Like, a complete and total, 100% to the core, fully developed and ready to be harvested asshole.

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That teenager ain’t waiting back home for mom to figure out the living situation. That kids the only smart one - she’s fucking hiding #househunters

[Gregg Tomlinson @fatheaddesign]

@lynngotts If she was such a damn good spirit reader she shoulda read that the spirit of her marriage wasn’t gonna last

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What’s the theme tonight - wacked out weirdos? And by weirdos I don’t mean the fun kind that you end up running across a golf course with at 3am, I mean the weird freaks like these idiots that think they can talk to rocks #househunters

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This guy cuts his own hair. With a pocketknife. Poorly. #househunters

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Of course they like the barn doors - they remind them of their childhood #househunters

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He’s a wet fart brought to life, and she looks like Shrek’s sister. What a couple. #househunters

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Oh you two don’t need a house… you need a stylist #househunters

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@mediaphyter Good on you! At 3,827 days myself :)

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@SallyBalsamo Totally, Ukrainian Village is a great neighborhood!

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We’ve actually been in a townhouse in this area, northern part of Lincoln Park. Quiet area actually #househunters

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Whatever house these two losers get, I hope their dogs shit in every single room. Twice. Daily. #househunters

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What kind of jagoff says “if you leave me alone all day there better be bars and shit around so I don’t get bored” like seriously dude grow the fuck up #househunters

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This guy is an absolute prick #househunters