The Right Reverend

High Archpriest of #TheOneTrueCloud. My vows ensure my fidelity, my honor, and my sacrifice. Praise be to the Cloud and the blessings it brings us!

[Barb Darrow @gigabarb]

I love that Mark Hurd puts Oracle in the top four cloud companies. No mention of google at all. #cloudworld

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

@atmosenergy The earliest appointment is Tuesday? Really?

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

@atmosenergy hey guys, it's going to be below freezing all weekend in Dallas, and your C/S says my pipes bursting isn't an emergency.

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

@ColbyDyess @bpatrick001 @angelaorizzo @jhausler @MateoGarrett @kenwon23 That's Justification by 2 factor authentication, FYI.

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

@ColbyDyess @bpatrick001 @angelaorizzo @jhausler @MateoGarrett @kenwon23 You JB(2)FA kids... Only adoption will save you.

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

@ColbyDyess @bpatrick001 @angelaorizzo @jhausler @MateoGarrett @kenwon23 Well, you have missed mass quite a bit lately...

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

@ColbyDyess @bpatrick001 @angelaorizzo @jhausler @MateoGarrett @kenwon23 I'm gone for like 5 minutes and already Colby is cutting me out...

[Colby Dyess @ColbyDyess]

Sorry folks, but the "Thought Leader" title is the corporate equivalent of participation medal.

[Matthew Garrett @MateoGarrett]

#PrepareforBillions Big Data Coming In Faster Than Biomedical Researchers Can Process It https://t.co/d0OnnHIJF9

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

@DFWAirport any word on the skylink outage?

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

The WHO says DHO is the 3rd leading cause of death worldwide. https://t.co/lDf8jQ0Maw

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Why are we putting the largest component of bleach into our drinks?!?! https://t.co/KEHnsYxo3j

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

11 people will die every day in the US from excess DHO! https://t.co/7CfEM0if8E

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DHO is the essential coolant in nuclear reactors, and we drink it! https://t.co/dlA8ELls2n

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372,000 people die from DHO every year! https://t.co/2TFd4Lk5cN

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

The WHO says DHO is the 3rd leading cause of death worldwide. https://t.co/9BW6cYJCid

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

In honor of Dihydrogen Monoxide month, I am going to do my part to share awareness. https://t.co/idiH5KGbC7

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

(5) Let not laziness or the pursuit of short-term profits lead to bad behaviors that will keep you separate from the #OneTrueCloud.

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

(4) You must ask yourself, is your architecture scaleable? Is your automation robust? Is your intelligence correct?

[The Right Reverend @father_cloud]

(3) make lots of money, but is that really the goal? Will more income make it possible to ascent to the #OneTrueCloud?