The Red Baron

[chomp @chomporwhatever]

when i drink my yummy beverage but it goes down the wrong pipe

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

Nom nom nom

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

C. Kirk suffered an injury in #49ers practice today. Sources say he’s stable.

Please god.

[autist @litteralyme0]

when you finally goes to a therapist and realised that the therapist is therapist

[Udi @FormulaPace]

There’s no coming back from this unfortunately

[F1 TROLL @f1trollofficial]

Aston Martin after the upgrades

[Frontierism @frontierism]

He’s from Texas I can tell

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

The blood vessel in Lindsay Graham’s brain last night:

[Antonio Padrón 🌶️ @AntonioPadron17]

Invitados en F1: “famosos e influencers”

Invitados en Goodwood: el jodido Rayo McQueen

[Big Red Celt @BigRedCeltTT]

Me: What are they saying about Mitch McConnell’s medical condition?

“He is brain dead.”

Me: Right. But what are they saying about his medical condition?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Before you tell people not to celebrate a death; Mitch McConnell blocked cancer research for 9/11 firefighters on three separate occasions.