Father Potato

pragmatic dreamer // my world ✈️ reality

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@SahilBloom Fitness is fashion

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A vintage Porsche is starting to feel like a need

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People use the term nepo baby as an insult while every parent tries to make sure their children have a great life 🤔

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Not a fan of every media outlet trying to get America addicted to gambling, nicotine, booze, or prescription drugs

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Everyone on TV has teeth that remind me of looking at headlights

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Dreams without action is a recipe for heartbreak

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The more opportunity you have the more difficult it is to be disciplined.

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Spending time with my baby has made me realize how much beauty lives in the everyday moments I’ve long overlooked.

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@mikewaxx Yep, twice per day. I switch up the flavors to keep things interesting. My brand of choice is Ascent.

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@mikewaxx A scoop of protein powder in my oatmeal in the morning, and a protein shake with creatine after working out in the evening

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Driving to the golf course on a weekday listening to Rap God. The vibes couldn’t be higher

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I’ve been using Sora for a couple days and it’s hard to care knowing nothing is real

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Most of world’s problems could be fixed by people having good relationships with their families

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Seeing musicians I used to love perform TikTok dances to generate content is very sad

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My version of gambling is taking a poo when I’m home alone with my newborn daughter.

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The price of achieving big goals is years of tedious work

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I don’t get the appeal of tiny home communities vs apartment buildings

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@mikewaxx I would also like to be told what size I am in different brands while shopping

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The fact that NBA referees have ads on their uniforms is insane

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Saying “alright dude” at the end of a conversation has pretty much replaced “goodbye”