Chris Dyson

It's all in the reflexes

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

@CarbonKnights The amount I love this little game is nuts! I’ve put destiny 2 and GTA V aside to play this lol!! #icantstop. Next, the adventurers guild!!!

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

What am I doing???! Im 40 years old!!!! #StarDewValley #NintendoSwitch

[Grumpy Dad @GrumpyDad39]

I already hate, and I can't wait to detest #cbbmarrisa

[Grumpy Dad @GrumpyDad39]

Yay! Pete Burns is back on #CBBUK #cbbbrandi

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

Yay! Look how happy I am! #NintendoSwitch #MarioKart8Deluxe @SwitchConsole

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

I'm watching #templeofdoom because it's infinitely more entertaining than #Englandvsscotland and it made me think, #whathappenedtoshortround

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

It was the biggest crash I've ever seen and the most frightening but incredibly, and thankfully, Richard seems to be mostly OK.

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

@BBCSpringwatch why does the Kites mum/dad seem to have different kinds of eyes to their young?

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

#BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

look how happy i am!! #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

#80's #eighties #Age #Popstar @PaulYoungParlez #stillrockingit

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

Finally tamed the Lord of Mountain! Now what? #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

sneaked up on a secret, magical creature meeting earlier!! #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

ive just cooked a fairy and killed a horse! #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

I love this game!!!!! #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

[Sarcastic PCSO @SarcasticPcso]

#true #SoTrue #JobLikeNoOther #wagetakers #thefewmakeiteasyforthemany #whydothelazygetawaywithit

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

@rizmc Why have I only just heard of #TheNightOf ? Absolutely tremendous! 2 more episodes to go #Tension #anticipation #dividedopinion

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

I'm not sure if #RogueOne isn't the best #StarWars movie of all!! It was tremendous!

[Bad Dad Jokes @baddadjokes]

There are 10 types of people:

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

#joke #jokeoftheday

[Chris Dyson @fatjedi99]

Whilst I'm naked fighting a dodo, my son is setting off to find a new island on his raft with his pet dinosaurs. @survivetheark #kids