Dot Robinson

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

Hehe. Feels good posting reg nos of drivers who don't validate my sad existence. Would whine if anyone did it to me #doublestandards

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

Just posted review of Spies. This poster will self destruct five seconds after being dumped. #vdfever

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

Posting about pooing again. That's how empty my life is. #vdfever #ifonlyicouldemptymytesticlesasfrequently

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

Everyone is posting about going back to work today. I was working last week. If only I'd done better in life. #vdfever # minimumwageslave

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

My vlog is going gangbusters! #vdfever Hungry now. 8 litres of cola and... Oh... Where has my flapjack gone?

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

Rendering my Top 10 worst vlogs of 2016. All contain a fathead droning. Well done @DVDfever #vdfever #cleansweep

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

Posted about Passengers being released at the same time as Rogue One cos I know about marketing. Roundly ignored. #vdfever #isitlunchtime

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

People say he was bad but he never ripped off terrible wannabe comedians did he #vdfever #properperspective #realevil

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

I'm unlikely to get engaged unless her first name is Jennifer, and her second name is Aniston. And every other man on earth dies first.

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

Am going to have a moan about Twitter impersonators. Why are they so much funnier than me? #vdfever #unfunnyme

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

New Years Eve self-pitying post done. Have liked it myself in case nobody else does. #vdfever #willbedoingitagainthistimenextyear

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

Oops. Posted that i was watching a film about an inanimate dummy then realised I had been sat in front of the mirror fir 90 mins #vdfever

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

Pretending to gripe that artist I'd never listened to in my life isn't the No 1 album. #vdfever #fakingcred #flapjack_fan

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

@flapjack_fan We're going to need a bigger microwave

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

#thingsiyellwhenicum Doesn't matter what I yell. No one else is ever there to hear it. #vdfever #singleloser

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

Made weak Margaret Thatcher joke hoping you tempt haters into commenting. Roundly ignored. #vdfever #notfunnyever

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

Tagged Diane Morgan and @paullewismoney in a post. Roundly ignored again. #vdfever #tagacelebtotryandgetnoticed

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

Tagged Diane Morgan and @ProfBrianCox in a post. Roundly ignored again. #vdfever #tagacelebtotryandgetnoticed

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

Tried tweet with @charltonbrooker in. Roundly ignored. #vdfever #tagacelebtotryandgetnoticed

[Dot Robinson @fatpackfan]

I have one windscreen wiper longer than the other. A bit like my head being wider at the bottom than the top. #vdfever #blockhead