Olive Oyl

some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[Jerahmeel (womf) 🐺 @JerahmeelWomf]

How it feels to genuinely try to do smalltalk with a friend you wanna get closer with but its just super awkward

[senpai @Senpaisaysbye]

I genuinely don’t understand how we are supposed to casually process that a glacier literally collapsed in Nepal, erasing 19 bridges and killing over 600 people, because the planet is too hot. And instead of stopping it, billionaires are building more data centres. It is completely psychotic.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

dolly parton also loved transgender people.

[Zizzle @zizzlearts]

🕊️🕊️

[Nathan McDermott @natemcdermott]

We probably won’t ever see anything like this for the rest of our lives

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Tonight we celebrate Dolly Parton…the living legend, or should I say the legend that lives forever.

We love you, Dolly.

[Johnny @houndofhircine]

@neet_sol For fucks sakes, let the little cube win, you fucking monster

[Ollie Vargas @Ollie_Vargas_]

Nightmare for Colombians right now:

1. President is a cartel lawyer

2. Earthquake hits, but he rejects aid from everyone except US & Israel

3. During earthquake he spends his time:
- Asking US to bomb 🇨🇴
- Recognizing Israel in Golan Heights.
- Recognizing Morocco in Sahara

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief daily

[𝕹𝖞𝖝𝖆𝖗𝖆 @YoungStarOn]

Así se siente cuando de verdad te estás esforzando en la vida, pero nada parece salir bien

[. @Carlosgramosc]

yo intentando convencerme de que pronto todo va a mejorar y ya no me voy a sentir así

[binej yeah @binej_yeah]

there is no bigger humiliation ritual than being bad at something you really really wanna do

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

*Massive earthquake hits Colombia*

Colombia President: "I recognize Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights"

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[bread @pizzapurist]

ghosting comeback hall of fame