Captain Creepy Pants

Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you. Also #BroncosCountry

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

I was called Ace a little while ago
I feel like I'm 4 again

[Captain Creepy Pants @fattydaddy71]

@EvilMark665 @Spotify Blocked

[Captain Creepy Pants @fattydaddy71]

Fuck off @Spotify. My account is a goddamn NO Winger zone.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

[Captain Creepy Pants @fattydaddy71]

@sillyassMel If you took it off it wouldn’t be a problem.

[Mel @RedOhiokitty]

Eating a gyro and of course spill cucumber sauce on my black shirt. Yea nobody is gonna buy that excuse, I'm gonna be called Monica Lewinsky all day 🙄😂

[Captain Creepy Pants @fattydaddy71]

@EnormaSass It’s been an asset for me.

[TheFitFem @the_fit_fem]

If Twitter boobs aren't called Twitties, I quit.

[Captain Creepy Pants @fattydaddy71]

Your mom dedicated this to me back in 1990.

https://t.co/zF34vtq1dW

[Captain Creepy Pants @fattydaddy71]

@CrazyAF_ButCute @whiskey_dreams_ Shower. I’ll help you.

[CrazyAF⚜️ButCute @CrazyAF_ButCute]

Kinda wanna take a shower, kinda wanna die

[Kat the local cryptid🎃 @shesagoblintho]

Even my best self is debatable.

[Captain Creepy Pants @fattydaddy71]

@WAVERLEY_101 You’re never far from my thoughts

[Captain Creepy Pants @fattydaddy71]

Found some old, raggedy, stretched out tube socks. Thought of you.

[Captain Creepy Pants @fattydaddy71]

@littleslutcubus It’s stupendous

[karen @klsmd12]

somewhere there's a "bad boy" with a man bun still trying to take off some skinny jeans

~h a r d p a s s✋🏻

[Captain Creepy Pants @fattydaddy71]

@naughtywriter2 Ooohhh you know I dig that

[ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ @TheWidowmakerX]

Some of you hoes were craving five guys before it was a restaurant

[🦋ˢᵃˢˢʸ~ℂ🦋 @SassyCruls]

Hearts were made for loving idiots and douche bags...

[Captain Creepy Pants @fattydaddy71]

@1smartapple Tough chick

[Amber @1smartapple]

I just ate a cold taquito that was left out all night...

It was worth it.

[Captain Creepy Pants @fattydaddy71]

@CaliSun34 Divine