Matt Janssen

UNMC alum, physical therapist, husker fan, I have twin girls and have no idea what I'm doing

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@Srirachachau Who's more powerful: Bugs Bunny or Miss Piggy after Bugs hoodwinks Kermit using drag?

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@FranziaMom Feels good

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@KenGlaser64 @davidsirota Dumbass wants a higher electric bill

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@facetedcarapace I'm honestly surprised there aren't a lot more sightings in the Black Hills or Badlands areas of South Dakota

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@Steven_Hyden Wild Pink "Patio Rock" ranking when?

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@bugheaven_ Sing Twist and Shout in the parade

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@offbeatorbit I'm 40 so I don't know wtf aura is but Currents absolutely has it

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@offbeatorbit Honestly loser behavior to think about a band/artist's popularity other than "this band deserves to be way more popular"

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@facetedcarapace DINGDANGDONG DONGDINGDANG DINGDONG DINGDANG

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@tau_5samsara @samulinhos @Erik_Hamre @attackTheChocha @freganmitts Still way longer than we've been around

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@Erik_Hamre @samulinhos @attackTheChocha @freganmitts You have a baby brain

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@spaceaussyjeice @beetlemoses Is this a Starship Troopers bit?

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@Srirachachau Ratigan was so damn scary after he snapped

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@PUREKIN0 @Itbejohnnyt

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@TyLawson3 Boot lick

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@BrandyLJensen @dee_of_e Really good essay. Also, Boghossian is a Dukes of Hazard ass name

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@PatMcAfeeShow

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@bykevinclark Go Lions

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@casseroleboy Nebraska

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@facetedcarapace Cross hatch, warm bath