Fatty Schwarber

As comfortable crushing burgers from Hackney's as I am home runs for the Cubs.

[Fatty Schwarber @FattySchwarber]

This guy called me fat. I said, "The name's Fatty, sir." And I'm back. #MLB #ChicagoCubs
https://t.co/mWs73jRWvn

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Wishing a very happy birthday to @CubsJoeMadd! 11 short days until the 2016 journey begins! #LetsGo

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

You love them.

So it's totally fine to make fun of them. #FriendsDay https://t.co/MqSx0u53jd

[Chicago Food Mag @ChicagoFoodMag]

Fat Tuesday at The Original Heaven on Seven on Wabash https://t.co/7PgLbzSHuN

[Fatty Schwarber @FattySchwarber]

@russellbreck https://t.co/AFwTDwqI1i

[Not Tom Ricketts @NotTomRicketts]

I resemble Ted Cruz. https://t.co/PSR7j9gkL3

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Sophomores. #CubsCon

[Not Tom Ricketts @NotTomRicketts]

Next we're going to make the Cardinals want to leave to get out of our division. Can I get an amen?

[Fatty Schwarber @FattySchwarber]

Report: Ex-Cardinal to plead guilty to hacking https://t.co/WsDXG34ggS via @SInow

[Fatty Schwarber @FattySchwarber]

@BarstoolBigCat WTF man!?!?! I was looking forward to a full summer of YABO's and eating.

[Fatty Schwarber @FattySchwarber]

Am I allowed to sample the product I would be delivering? I am also only available in December and January. https://t.co/KagqlSjDQ8

[Homer's @HomersIceCream]

Looking for part time/full time truck drivers. Must be over 21 years of age with driving experience. Call... http://t.co/sFQh7Mc0ts

[Jon Lester @JLester34]

Ken Griffey Jr. was my favorite player growing up. Thrilled to see him inducted into the HOF, hope his hat is backwards on the plaque! #GOAT

[Fatty Schwarber @FattySchwarber]

@CubsSkipper @NotTomRicketts Can we report to camp already? I cant wait for some @TeePeeMex and some spring training dingers.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Welcome to the #CubsFamily, @JasonHeyward.

[Jake Arrieta @JArrieta34]

It appears that the Cubs might win a few this season. Makes me want to put on cubby blue lipstick and give Theo a big kiss.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

"I am blessed to be here and play the game I love for a living." - @JasonHeyward

[Fatty Schwarber @FattySchwarber]

@CubsSkipper @russellbreck I just finished up Thanksgiving dinner. Have we signed any free agents?

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Congratulations to @KrisBryant_23, unanimous 2015 National League Jackie Robinson Rookie of the Year!
https://t.co/Xy45A9pMw8

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

#Unanimous 🔥 https://t.co/d60ZyZEst4