Fatuous Sunbeams

Walker (trudger), forager, gardener, complainer, reader, mandolin player, vinyl hoarder, Baker Street Irregular. I keep strange hours.

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@TCWGYD they worked

[UNISON @ City St George's University @CityUnison]

🚨BREAKING 🚨 @CityUniLondon offers £100 bribe to security staff to break UNISON strike action
This is anti-union attempt to divide staff & will harm industrial relations
@CityUNISON members will not be bought
We will not be divided
We will be on strike starting Mon ✊🏽✊🏻✊🏿

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@Raae0Rae If you prefer listening, podcasts are for you. Twitter is for checking out what others are up to

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So Twitter is trying to be Instagram now?

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@librijess Aww thank you 🥰

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@T0ne_Zer0 @DavidT_Cox @Elizabeth_68927 @Hewgs3 Get back on topic! Where is this fucking insect?

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@T0ne_Zer0 @DavidT_Cox @Elizabeth_68927 Can you see this @Hewgs3 ?

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@T0ne_Zer0 @DavidT_Cox @Elizabeth_68927 Is this it?

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@DavidT_Cox @Elizabeth_68927 Yeah. Make with the butterfly.

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Behold! My spicy child in all its perfect red glory. https://t.co/nt6A9JKlrk

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@JuliaBradbury They are drain flies and are indicative of a leak somewhere.

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@wfcouncil have you had a chance to look at this yet?

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@wfcouncil Hello. I reported an abandoned car (ref number REQ194604449) on 10th but no-one has got back to me yet and I can't find an address to email in your website. Can I have an update as it has been longer that 5working days since I have heard anything.

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

I'll send a set of these new Letters of Note books to one person who retweets this. Randomly chosen. You have 24hrs to take part. I'll sign them unless told otherwise, & I'll write the winner a letter unless told otherwise. Keep washing your hands. Stay at home. We can do this x

[Prof Alice Roberts💙 @theAliceRoberts]

Happy Facepalm Sunday...
(This is actual Easter holiday homework sent home from a CofE school!)

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Last saw my family at Christmas. It strikes me that I might not see them for a whole year at this rate...

[⭕️Faerie ❤️ @LiquidFaerie]

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂❤️
https://t.co/Xm1Mou497o

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Working from home will get very old very fast .

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I'm not sure, but I might have left some mushroom bourguignon in the fridge at work. I might not be there for another month

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Or is there something I am missing?

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I don't understand hoarding toilet paper because of #cornoravirus. You know that water will work instead, right?