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[Youness @Yhonestballtalk]

Pay your holiday insurance guys

[holly @hollythfc]

the uk might have some of the best insulation installers in the world because my gaff hasn’t cooled down even a tiny bit fair play

[Dr. 🄷ouse_ @sodoishot]

this uk heatwave is genuinely pissing me the fuck off why is it 35° at 8pm

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Back in my day we had to keep our blazers on unless the teachers gave us permission to take them off. And if we were in a French lesson our teacher made us ask in French.

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Mes yeux quand je me prends en photo avec la caméra frontale

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

19???? i’m literally one foot in the grave

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[$$$4U @britsznn]

I just checked the receipt turns out my sister was just robbing me for extra money when I sent her there I-😭😭😭😭

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

financial emergency 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

how is that like earth at all then

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

i lowkey get it, i too would hold my best friend hostage so she couldn’t leave me

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my mum is so dramatic. i remember when i told her i went parasailing and diving and she said she knew because she felt it in her c section scar. girl bye.

[pepper @CasaDupre]

I can finally say it’s been raining for 40 days and 40 nights without it being an exaggeration

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

I look up things that I already know to make sure that I know it

[Landeur 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Landeur]

If you're British this is so typical that nobody even realised we were on a 41 day streak.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

this is a level of growth i can never achieve

[big-goonks @Stefanaj1234]

Turns out she bought one for me. Sometimes crime is not the way.

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Mom IS in the right. Like what the hell? 😭