camila

[miriam @mmmirxm]

cuando no tengo más hambre pero me dicen si quiero postre

[camila @fauxblondemon]

Perry the platypus:

[Kasib Kasem @notveryraven]

a guy just asked me if I have a twin brother and over the course of the conversation it became clear to me that sometimes he sees me around wearing a hat and sometimes he sees me around not wearing a hat

[derpy @derpyez]

when their flirting style is teasing but you're autistic

[nishita @nisheyyyyy]

a bad day at work will have me researching MBA colleges

[gii ִֶָ . @diiabadesaia]

eu lavei meu cabelo no dia errado só pra sair com voce e é assim que voce me trata?

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

[sam @samcanmiss]

People get tattoos that could have been an instagram repost

[logan @pinewoodlogs]

@jezfrompeepshow 2 months into living there:

[. @ewwwtfff]

The female ability to guess which girl it is exactly out of his 980 following

[Y. @swtdreamz_]

i left him on read and he texted me again #mytype

[Chef “Crawtater” Guidry @thebrburner]

My ex just texted me back #stillgotit

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[ryan @ryangaur]

Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me in mid conversation realizing this is the last time I want to associate with them

[just rue🇵🇸🇪🇬 @prettysadleo]

if reincarnation is real id like to come back as a cat to a girl who always wanted a cat but wasnt allowed to

[ludmi of the endless @ludmibaggins]

la cinturita que pretendo tener almorzando merendando y cenando harinas todos los días sin hacer ningún tipo de actividad física y sin privarme ni de un alfajor

[𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒓 ✞ @Juniorr21_]

"Congratulations! You got the job. You start at 7am on monday"

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe