not julia roberts

geriatric 9-1-1 fan. i would go touch grass but i’m allergic.

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

he’s innocent

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

made it out of texas alive. i could kiss my car i’m so happy she’s not a fuckass waymo

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

I AM THIRSTY

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

they didn’t do a drink service on this flight and unfortunately when i am thirsty i become evil

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

@NJadakiss @thekuhlest air canada is somehow involved i just can’t prove it

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

@diazhollanov amen

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

It's a fair question.

#WidowsBay — Now Streaming

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

@thekuhlest ✨oops✨

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

post con clarity is hilarious because what do you mean i had a conversation with someone yesterday without either of us realizing we are mutual blocks

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

leaving austin 🕊️ what a weekend

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

@dcphxntom my favorite boy!! and then there’s oliver

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

@DOIEHEX i aspire every day to be as fucked up as kenny 🙏🏻

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

MY BABIES

[crystal from pepsi @crushsong]

I’ve known these girls since livejournal and early tumblr! @fauxed @thekuhlest

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

waiting for a picture from the con to surface and for me to be in the background with a glass of wine like

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

@sooperlatives no one else here is drinking so lindsey and i are picking up the slack

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

if you see me walking around the austin con with two empty wine glasses don’t ask questions

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

@sooperlatives

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

@trymeasureloss 🥹 thank you!!!

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

yee haw i guess

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

@oxymoronassoc thank you!!! 🥰

[not julia roberts @fauxed]

austin is hot but so am i