AJ

Defender of cargo shorts. Music industry bottom feeder.
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[AJ @fauxname]

Had an interesting day at the track on Saturday. Guy in the yellow Focus made things exciting for me.

[AJ @fauxname]

@realjasonstru Gah. Hopefully you can move them quickly.

[AJ @fauxname]

@realjasonstru If it's bouncing it's probably a bad sensor or ground.

[AJ @fauxname]

@realjasonstru That close, eh? hahha

[AJ @fauxname]

@troybeck Crab Rangoon Fries for life.

[AJ @fauxname]

Hahaha! Imagine that, the idiots that backed Trump ended up being losers. Nice job, Canada.

[AJ @fauxname]

As a symbolic gesture, at 2PM today I am going to stand in front of the Fort Pitt Tunnel and let absolutely everything go past me.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Penguins goaltender Tristan Jarry will be placed on waivers today at 2:00 PM.

[AJ @fauxname]

@jmarshfof This baby right here was my petri dish.

[AJ @fauxname]

@Dameshek Looks like somebody we know.
Yeah, yeah, it's him without the hat!

[AJ @fauxname]

I'm old enough to remember when a Steelers playoff game was fun to watch and brought promise of things to come. Now it has all the energy of a Pirates opening day.

[AJ @fauxname]

Can someone tell me which streaming service this year's playoff game is on? I'm apparently watching one from the last 10 years.

[AJ @fauxname]

I'm not much of a "sports gambler" guy, but I would wager that the Edmonton players probably had drinks last night. Or maybe this afternoon.

[AJ @fauxname]

Another classic battle between an actual NHL goalie and whatever the hell Tristan Jarry is.

[AJ @fauxname]

@bobgrove91 What's the record for goals allowed on the first shot in a season? I would think if such a thing is tracked, Jarry is on pace for it.

[AJ @fauxname]

@chrissolari To me that game will be the legacy of the Tomlin era.

[AJ @fauxname]

I wasn't expecting any surprises here, but I had no idea that Japandroids officially broke up.

[Stereogum @stereogum]

It's time for Stereogum's annual video tribute to all the bands who broke up this year.

R.I.P.

https://t.co/7SIbruIPgV

[AJ @fauxname]

@DVERandy I thought the snare drum from the St. Anger album was at the game.

[AJ @fauxname]

The last time I saw a Van that wide open, two guys were selling speakers out of the back of it.