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i would die for my country philadelphia // until we have womens sports i root for the seattle torrent and washington mystics

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

bryce if you sue fanduel and kill some of the sports betting cultural dominance i will never make fun of your hair or your weird granola tendencies again

[Grace @gracecamille_]

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

[bri @bribrisimps]

the devil hears that you’re nauseous and sends you a tesla uber that is heavily air freshened

[Allan Walsh🏒 @walsha]

Funny to hear some commentators expressing an opinion that players are somehow being disloyal to their team by signing an offer sheet. Players can be traded without notice, put on waivers and sent down. Is that disloyal? One NHL owner told me players are “fungible assets”. 1/2

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HEY WHAT

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Now you know the power of the Dark Side.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

every single person who owns two cats has one beautiful idiot and one terrifying demon plotting a coup

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

I've been reading Emily Wilson's Odyssey out loud to my kids and it absolutely rocks for that purpose. So much fun to read aloud and flows so smoothly. The kids would never have sat still for her wordier laborious predecessors.

[JD @WashedJD20]

No way on gods earth Pennsylvania is rooting for the Knicks😭😭😭

[millicent bystander @slytw0mbly]

okay this is incredibly specific and i haven’t consulted many others on this opinion but it enrages me that there is no underground interchange between 30th Street and the subway

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[໊ @wynavira]

you’ve met me at a very “yeah i’m trying to work on that” time in my life

[Victoria @fakehockeyteam]

my sister said "there's no limit on how many Philly teams can lose. There is, however, a limit on how many can win. And that number is one."

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Dan Vladar with his 2nd shutout of the series tonight, and his reaction to the game winner was absolutely PRICELESS 🥹👏

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

spent 12 days working on it. cannot wait to show you all 🥹

[Flyers Media Information @FlyersMediaInfo]

Per NHLStats, Dan Vladar made the fourth-most saves in a series-clinching shutout win over the past 70 years. The only goaltenders with more are Patrick Roy (63 in Game 4 of 1996 SCF), Andrei Vasilevskiy (49 in Game 4 of 2022 R2) and Carey Price (43 in Game 6 of 2015 R1).

[x - g 🍉 @fauxsleep]

@fakehockeyteam @_katecarr calling it the dan vlabar