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Engineer😌❤️ |@chelseafc| Barb

[snipes.art 👨🏽‍🎨 @_Sniip3rr]

The problem is you guys go on dates to make someone like you
You’re supposed to go on a date with someone that already likes you

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Fried Yam is better than Fried plantain.

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me watching someone break something I broke earlier but temporarily fixed:

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

Can I be woke for a second? After today no more wokeness. I do not like the masculinization of women studying engineering.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

using y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you crossed

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

we gather gossip person, but na wetin I talk una cast

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

na because you no like the guy sha, na you go talk “bring your phone let me hold it for you”

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

Just because you're mentally ill doesn't mean the rest of America has to play along.

A man is a man. A woman is a woman.

[🗿 @jhonte_]

"we regret to inform you "

you will regret informing me

[MOYA⌚️ -Jewelry plug @_wholezed]

“You go born first before we Marry”

[Spyder🕷️ @0Spyderr]

I don die man 😭😭😭

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Another video for you to know why you need to look at the road very well before crossing

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

May our character always precede us in Heaven’s court.

[BODE @neverelent]

You see that WhatsApp thing wey I go view status and emoji go dey pop up when I try to go next and e no go go, e dey rage bait me gan.

E fit make me mute you.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

leaving home and making it back safely is a blessing worth thanking God for

[7rq @gloccnim]

spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[Dad @achiever4L]

How maths teachers feel after solving the same question they've been solving for the past five years

[andrés @andresmiguer]

cuando me preguntan algo básico de la carrera que yo elegí

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

God, please remove the spirit of laziness when it comes to praying, hustling & studying.