fawn

[bling @blingdivinity]

learned the hard way six drinks deep among strangers that ‘retard’ in fact is NOT back

[retard girl (menthol enthusiast) @freewavebitch]

I’ll black out at your wedding idgaf

[Bri @Kissmelonger]

i’m sure Nobody looks at you the way I do

[robbed @sadgebait]

it is beyond over

[hartísimo @acojavi]

no fuimos novios pero yo voy a decir que fuiste mi ex porque yo te amé una banda esos dos días

[little miss can’t be wrong @alxndra1998]

calling out of work because someone is wearing the same deodorant as my high school boyfriend

[reese @kittysl4yer]

i’m too sensitive for this life

[𐙚 s @290kph]

why wasn’t i enough

[Mike “the hammer” Blunts @BluntsMike]

Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading

[bunny @fadedbunny]

idc if i said it’s over and blocked u bitch #emailme76times

[rye @osamuss]

coming across things that remind you of people who you don't speak to anymore

[🪲io S2 SPOILERS @i0lanthe_]

You're my favorite gaping wound bro. You're the wound that keeps on giving bro

[big titty warlord @retarded__woman]

If you are retarded past the age of 26 you are retarded forever

[MEXICAN JEWISH OVERLORD @chicano_jew]

cant wait for winter so tired of these fucking faggot bugs

[noël ‹𝟹 @nopuriia]

a loser leaves your life and the Lord sends the sexiest mfer you ever seen to take their spot YES LAWD

[Pixie is... one day binge free @pixiefigures]

They should make an Adderall that lasts longer than an eight hour shift so that I can do shit when I get home

[priscilla ⚢ @raspbrryfemme]

who suffered more, jesus on the cross or me after my 7 month situationship

[b3k-holing @b3kholing]

i be at the doctor's office with a bag and penjamin in my purse just straight up lying