fon pls

really doing it.

[fon pls @fawnriffel]

In 2022, gorgeous gorgeous girls have healthy healthy habits.

[fon pls @fawnriffel]

The CDC says wear army pants and flip flops because Cady Heron wears army pants and flip flops.

[fon pls @fawnriffel]

Would also love to tell you why we are talking about an hamster at 11:36pm on Christmas Day. I would. If I knew.

[fon pls @fawnriffel]

My boyfriend speaks English as a second language and says “an hamster” and that’s about as good as Christmas gets for me.

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

I made a Letterboxd account and I might be doing it wrong but boy am I having a nice time

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

a band onstage: how’s everybody feeling tonight

one guy from the back: i truly don’t ever know!

[fon pls @fawnriffel]

I can’t hear the tv over the sound of me eating chips and that’s what Fridays are now.

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[fon pls @fawnriffel]

I always used to think older people had it figured out. But now I’m “older people” and I don’t know shit.

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it

[fon pls @fawnriffel]

Imagine getting coal for Christmas. That’s like the festive version of “k”.

[fon pls @fawnriffel]

Today I told a woman to enjoy her pick up order and she said “you too!” and man does it feel good to be on the other side of that.

[fon pls @fawnriffel]

My life is talking about covid and then Earls take out and then showing my friend Julie my favourite dog videos. There’s just it. And I’m okay with it.

[fon pls @fawnriffel]

No one:
Guys on dating apps: hi I’m 6’2

[fon pls @fawnriffel]

I’m at this point in my life where I really would appreciate socks for Christmas. Is this adulthood?

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

One time the light turned green and the car in front of me didn’t immediately go but instead of honking I waited 1 second and they went.

[fon pls @fawnriffel]

Me on Netflix: I don’t think I can commit to a whole movie
Also me: watches a full series in a day

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

thinking about how in 1996 the drive in movie theater paired “dragonheart” and “flipper” together as a double feature. oh is because they’re both animals? shut the fuck up, you are being careless. and this isn’t the only thing i have to complain about 1996, i’ll be back later

[Mrs. Mievre's Class @MrsMievresClass]

Wow! Can you believe @RiffelMs has been in the teaching game 30+years? She’s taught everything from K through high school, she’s traveled the world, & she’s shared her love of animals with all of us. Best of luck in your new adventures & don’t forget to come back to visit! 💙