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[fawstah @fawstah]

@united I’ve DMed the requested information. Look forward to your help.

[fawstah @fawstah]

Hey @united why can’t you get my bags on my plane when there are more than two hours between my rebooking and the plane pushing back from the gate?

[fawstah @fawstah]

@Acyn Terrifying.

[fawstah @fawstah]

@kairyssdal

[fawstah @fawstah]

@IvanTheK

[fawstah @fawstah]

@dsschatz Screw BU — twice!

[fawstah @fawstah]

The glitches in the Twitter Matrix are getting noticeably more frequent. My timeline keeps repeating the last 30 minutes of tweets over and over again.

[fawstah @fawstah]

@IvanTheK Indian.

[fawstah @fawstah]

@kairyssdal I feel like I need a Xanax after seeing this.

[fawstah @fawstah]

@IvanTheK ISWYDT

[fawstah @fawstah]

@Redpainter1 The disappointment when I read this tweet and then realized it’s only Thursday…

[fawstah @fawstah]

@KayceSmith What a swing from a crummy afternoon to a PHENOMENAL evening.

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Tulsi Gabbard is parroting false Russian propaganda. Her treasonous lies may well cost lives.

[matt blaze @mattblaze]

My surveillance and privacy class made and measured improvised phone-size Faraday containers yesterday. As expected, nothing worked adequately well except aluminum foil, which required extreme care to fully seal.

Background: https://t.co/032i6SHzrt

[fawstah @fawstah]

@GallagherMeow Isn’t the obvious answer Otherside?

[fawstah @fawstah]

@DontPanic0x2A 😱

[fawstah @fawstah]

@DontPanic0x2A 👏👏

[fawstah @fawstah]

@DontPanic0x2A That’s only because you lived in Ithaca all that time.

[fawstah @fawstah]

@DontPanic0x2A I’m struggling to figure out what your fourth guess was, where you missed the first letter.

[J.A. Adande @jadande]

During the 2002 NFL season I kept a notes on random stuff John Madden would say during games, to see if I could learn his philosophy on life through the observations he dispensed in the broadcasts. I recently came across the notebook so here’s a thread of #Maddenisms