Faye

I'm not a label.

[Faye @fayeorr]

Turns out #trebormints really are a minty bit stronger...mum just got stopped, swabbed and body searched because she had a 4 pack in her hand luggage at Mcr Airport #travelfail #manchesterairport #imnotjoking

[Faye @fayeorr]

I think a famous youtuber has #plagiarized my brothers face, and I've brought receipts...

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Rishi said random seat allocation

[Faye @fayeorr]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING!
https://t.co/1LJHvTjkb0

[Faye @fayeorr]

https://t.co/dRnsZuePb3
#teamrefuge #sponsorship #fundraising #refuge

[Faye @fayeorr]

Frank doing his bit for #team refuge. Why not, you know, sponsor him?! https://t.co/mBkeksmrhS

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

RT if you love dogs ❤️
https://t.co/YAc0SOIVPH

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My middle-age can be summed up by my current life aim: to use up all the various bits of shower gels that I have.

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant]

“Let them ride bus” said Boris Antoinette.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to leave the office:

<Stand up>
"Riiight"
<push chair in>
"I shall see you..."
<jiggle mouse>
"...next week"
<glance around desk>
“Have a good weekend”
<pat all pockets>
“Cheerio”
<forget bag>

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Keith that is an ARM

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

🤪

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to eat a sandwich:

1. Remove top piece of bread
2. Carefully add a layer of crisps
3. Replace bread, gently press down
4. Take many satisfyingly crunchy bites

[Faye @fayeorr]

@ShopDisneyUK how is it you've just charged me full price when I have a blue light code that was accepted?! Let's not even talk about the nonsense from yesterday telling me everything is out of stock yet I've reordered the exact same gifts! #moneygrabbingmouse

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Wait for unknown number call to end
Copy number
Paste into Google
See how many consider it safe
98% safe
Block

[Rob Rinder @RobbieRinder]

This man didn’t think he was special. He told me he was from Romania but didn’t want any praise: ‘it’s just my job.’

His Job? Primrose Hill this morning cleaning up a sea of debris.

Leaving your rubbish for others to pick up is halitosis of the human soul.