Jessica

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@Budget If you're missing a truck it's been parked here for a couple of weeks.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@MonsterProducts makes the BEST earbuds. Mine are worn in a metallurgy lab all day every day. I lost one behind a counter for days. I drop them constantly. Still perfect after months of abuse.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

#goodboss They exist!

[Jessica @Fayidar]

They can't be stretched out or anything because... y'know, steel-toed shoes don't do that.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@Reebok Whose toes fit into these shoes? These are a half size bigger than I need and my ring toes still touch because of the angle on composite toes. Please redo this exact same shoe for actual feet.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

#tacobell please check your location at 8000 Providence Rd, Charlotte, NC 28277

[Jessica @Fayidar]

My mom is the best.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@atdanwhite Aw, poor thing. You aren't allowed to piss on the floor anymore?

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@LanceBass_1 good job for dancing with Kylie on that Disney cruise a few months ago! She was soooo happy.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@LEGO_Group The Legoland website is still down. We called customer support to see if the Florida location was open next week and the tech assured us it was up, which it isn't.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

Why is @FreshStep so much better than any other cat litter? Theoretically they're the same stuff. I don't understand, but after trying many other cheaper brands, I'm coming back.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@Netflix, keep using @arnettwill as a narrator. Good actor, great voice.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@3body So we can somehow equally space out bombs along the way using regular fuel... ok

You guys need to run the plot by... someone.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@netflix Is no one else bothered by the 3 Body Problem show. It's supposedly a planet and 3 suns. FOUR BODIES.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@3body

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@vincohealth Looking for a place open today that carries your products in the Charlotte area. Any suggestions?

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@google Please don't do this to our timelines.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@MeckCounty There's 4 cars at the McAlpine entrance right now, wondering why it's closed.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@MeckCounty Open the parks! This is stupid.

[Jessica @Fayidar]

@Purina I recently took my 17-year-old tabby to the vet and got blood drawn and everything, only to be told she's "in shockingly good health"

Awesome, you guys. She's been eating Cat Chow Complete her whole life.