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[chef_manyama👩🏽‍🍳🔥 @faymands]

#TakaNoVoter

[ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ @_MakdShelby]

Qoute this tweet with a picture of you in SHORTS 🩳 😅!
With the hashtag #TakaNoVoter
I’ll Start :
#TakaNoVoter

[Colonel Gaddaffi🇿🇼🇲🇼 @gaddaffiW]

Handina hangu kunyatsoita masciences but ozone layer hapachina apa
🥵

[Seyifunmi 🌸 @Seyifunmi8045]

It’s too hot for bras, lotion,makeup,hair down, boobs,lies, men, all that .

[King Half Thoughts ♿️ @teemadzika]

Unemployed Zimbabweans watching Tagwirei get 4 jobs in one week

[the red sheriff @sokomrehwa_]

Max Verstappen after asina kumira paStop Sign yepaMabelreign Shops

[PRINCE KAYBEE @KabeloMusic]

Does this mean you people have now found the real sex champion?, can I go home?

[MaZwangendaba @mamakaCleo]

We were colonised by Britain by force. English was imposed on us by coercion. We had no choice, but to master it. Today, English is the formal/universal language of communication in all institutions in Zimbabwe.
The audacity to accuse one of ours of using AI is rambunctious and obstreperous. Should I go deeper master?

[Pemphero W Mphande @PempheroMphande]

Congratulations to the lucky African country who will be announced today as the winner!

[nyakinyua @annenyanyua]

@EdiriQX African presidents should come here and see their citizens wishing it was them and work on their leadership.

[the red sheriff @sokomrehwa_]

Lewis Hamilton after a Hatcliff Street Circuit race.

[݁ @headlessbuffys]

"twitter is so toxic"

me the second i opened it:

[Mustu @Diedmocratic]

If homosexuality is a sin then what's cos

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

I guess calling them honey is rooted in bee keeping

[NYT: adwoa gyamera 🇬🇭 @gyamfiwaaaa]

Okay what was he wearing tho?

[𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖌𝖔 @resego3v]

i’ll never be curious again, that tweet?? 😭😭💔💔

[Softboy @softboy_w]

The weather app don’t even know wtf going on.

[ᯓ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[ndebvu muzuda👽 @iMellow4]

Marshall anenge achingotamba ega. Ungati munhu mumwe!

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

Hello, please hide ID. I work kuCID Homicide.

We are seeing a lot of cases of armed robberies, especially in Harare and Bulawayo. In Harare, the areas mostly affected are Waterfalls, followed by Harare West, particularly Marlborough, Mabelreign and Westgate. Other affected areas include Borrowdale West, Mandara, Bluff Hill and Greendale.

In Bulawayo, the areas mostly affected are Nkulumane, Cowdray Park, Old Luveve, Parklands, Morningside, Saucetown and Harrisville.

Please try to warn the public not to fight or resist robbers when they attack. In 90% of cases, that is when civilians are killed during a robbery. These guys havauye kuzoba vasina ma weapons and vanenge vakawanda. You are not John Wick or Mr Nobody.

It’s not okay kunzwa kuti munhu akabaiwa because airamba kuvapa phone yeUS$300. It doesn’t make sense. Avoid kufamba husiku, especially after 10 pm.

Avoid telling people your business and your money, especially close relatives and friends, chero vana chaivo.

Kana uchibata mari yakawanda, don’t stay kumaNew Stands or quiet neighbourhoods pasina security. Better stay kumaGated communities because they will come for you one day.

Also try to have security measures like dogs, cameras and if possible a security guard. This will fend off a lot of crime pamaProperties enyu.

[Pfuko_Addict 🇿🇼 @anesu_nigel3]

Your work is so boring how do you manage?

My childhood 😢 :