Amanda Fay

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

have u ever accidentally showed up at the wrong burial service or are u normal

[james @gameboymystery]

didn't know i killed people during my visit to urgent care

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

single-word ‘lol’ texters deserve the guillotine tbh

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

@ChrisHQ rephrase: has anyone *not* gone without sleep for 24 hours?

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

trump to clinton:
lol bet you twenty I could be president have a BJ scandal and not get impeached haha loserrr

[Brandy Bryant @InkMasterbator]

Yup, the Trump assassination attempt was definitely faked. If that sniper was really firing hot loads Trump would've caught them with his mouth and not his ear.

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

billjobs are the new blowjobs

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

kim k + britney hanging out and trump blowing clinton news in the same night feels very national enquirer

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

put me back to my factory settings

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

ambien 🤝 amazon

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

who ocean 11’d the louvre bc the groupchat dared them

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

hair ties dissolve back into the atmosphere after 48 hours

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

@LeonardNem73165 it doesn’t stop me

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

“it’s just a license pic”
me: books a $55 blowout, exfoliates, perfects the tilt

the government gets one shot and so do i.

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

3 days awake, minus a few power naps: feels like I accidentally signed myself up for a team-building retreat where the team is just me

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

@LeonardNem73165 @humanxmaybe

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

@11kmrn and it wasn’t *diet?

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

@beefington420 how’d I get here

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

@Mindsetconquer yeah you are

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

chatgpt is 100% the kid who raises their hand as class is dismissed: “weren’t we supposed to have an essay due today???”

[Amanda Fay @fayzvierko]

@piccolobutt I will rise again