Ri

[Ri @Fazerella]

sun sun sun sun RAIN GLOOMY GLOOMY RAIN.

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Great weather for wearing a maxi to an outdoor wedding. Not.

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Goodnight, sweet computer. I shall miss you.

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It has supported me through thick and thin, through virus and malware, through dissertation and awful tweets.

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My companion of nine years has finally left this world.

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I am sad.

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In fact, don't complain about queues or how busy it is because it's like complaining about traffic. You are the queue. You are the traffic.

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Don't run to pay two minutes to closing with an armful of items and then complain of the queue because five other people are just like you.

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Retail is like hell. Stupid questions from stupid people and incompetency is as normal as breathing air.

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@Daily_Express No.

[BBC Weather @bbcweather]

Think it's cold at the moment? This was the scene 40 years ago! I'll have more on that at 22.35 @BBCOne John H

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

7pm: "Right, shall we start making a move?"
10pm: Drive away while everyone waves from the front door

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FREEDOM. OH SWEET FREEDOM.

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This rain is making me want to stay curled up in bed. Alas, I must go face the day.

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@Fred737 that's what loud music is there for.

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@Fred737 I know right. Why would I want to be left alone with my thoughts?!

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@Fred737 I think that's what meditation is supposed to be. As if anyone has the patience for that.

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@Fred737 excellent point. The latter, definitely.

[Ri @Fazerella]

Doing nothing shouldn't feel as good as it does. I miss doing nothing.