Paul

I was once held down and tickled until I wet myself.

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

Instead of painting roundabouts, zebra crossings and sheep, why not declare your patriotism by sporting a 'Public health warning: please mind the Farage' bin juice sticker on your bin?

https://t.co/mlQhOl1YIJ

This is from 2013/14

https://t.co/JKkMgmN1ap

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

@SkyHelpTeam Does your website show https://t.co/zcQMKKoCPv speeds? Looking to change to you but says I can only get 147 when I'm on double that.

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

So, if the Royal Family own the seabed around Great Britain, is telling them to 'get in the sea' the same as saying 'go home'?

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

@charltonkeston I thought the sound was bad. At the back of the pitch it sounded even worse but got better the closer I got. Definitely the worst sounding gig I've been to. I thought they were redlining everything just for the sake of more volume. Brilliant set though!

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

@sayomgwtf https://t.co/RkCfHeHxNT

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

Is Starmer just taking the piss now?

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

I've only ever voted @UKLabour but right now @Keir_Starmer and @lisanandy are making it difficult to justify doing so at the next general election.

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

Is she the most evil cunt in British politics?

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

Is it still legal to sell this shit anymore?

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

@Kutski Love yours and @AndiDurrant posts about samples!

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

@Kutski Happened to me when working in Bolton. They saw my drivers licence and posted it back to me in Liverpool. All money still inside. Always good to know that there's still a lot of good people around.

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

@FracusAndDarwin @offmenutrecords When is this out? Really need to hear more of this!

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

@FracusAndDarwin @nickdarwinhu @Fracus Oooooo will any of this be recorded?

[Alastair Mair 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @al_ahmair]

@HilaryMoggy @ScrivHull @campbellclaret Including this?

[GET A GRIP @docrussjackson]

GB "News" isn't a "threat to the establishment"! Funded by billionaire founder of Dubai-based investment company Legatum, Christopher Chandler, & billionaire SIR Paul Marshall, & employing several Govt MPs & ex-city commodities trader Farage, #GBNews IS the fucking establishment!

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

@DwayneScott55 @terribletoybox The original link is dead but this is the video file....

https://t.co/z12Jva1wfF

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

@MartinDaubney The BBC needs a massive overhaul but the Sun just need to disappear from existence.

[Paul @Fazziwinkle]

@16bitnostalgia "It's in the game"