Emperor Palpatom

Gentlemen extraordinaire

[Trilliam @hotbabegilbert]

Day 15: somehow mcdonald's has done more for the american people this year than joe biden

[Trilliam @hotbabegilbert]

Day 18: lie. joe biden and all his buddies promised $2,000. where is it

[Trilliam @hotbabegilbert]

joe biden still owes me 10 thousand dollhairs and now robinhood won't let me buy the stocks that i want. pass me the hammer and sickle i am fucking mad!!!!!!!

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

@JadeMallin The circumstance is this. They are comfortable and look nice so I wear them till it’s time to sleep

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

Anybody want to explain why Jaden Smiths verse on Never say never goes so damn hard??

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

@hotbabegilbert This tweet is full of shit

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

Since when do m&m mcflurrys not exist??? Like what are we talking about right now????

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

@katelynistrash 13 hours a day on your phone... talk about a fricken loser

[Tom's Life @thelifeoftom22]

"I haven't matured since i got out of the Fallopian tubes"

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

@hotbabegilbert You already have that buddy! And I’m shorter :/

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

In other news it's mashed potato time

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

If you don't like lemon starbursts I don't like you.

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

I want a beard.

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

There's eight seas if you count my belly button

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

Clout goggles should've been called Swagticals

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

@hotbabegilbert You can’t change a tire for the life of yourself.....

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

@younggchronic Please no

[Emperor Palpatom @fbgmking420]

Five likes and I'll be in the X Games https://t.co/s8Zz92jLsz