Mark Zukerberg

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[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

I got inspired by #Facebook #deals by watching deal or no deal this retarded game show. Groupon can now groupoff so can longitude!!

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

@SCORPDER I deleted it by mistake, Sean has cleaned up his act as he is launching circle or path some bs closed group social network..

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

I am thinking of changing #friends request to #family request as Asians seem to have a lot of them, like this if you agree #Facebook

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

Where the eff is the 'like' button on twitter? What if I want to like something without retweeting, this is BS!! #Facebook #twitter

[Ceomattyj @ceomattyj]

If Facebook ever shut down you'd see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces screaming "Do you like this?! DO YOU?!"

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

@elle_austin agreed!

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

I shat in my pants when Obama came to our HQ, looking forward to meeting the #Queen for Katies wedding will convince her to join #Facebook

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

@elle_austin Well I am truly inspired by people who think I am worth suing. They just want to make an extra buck now and then. Bring it on!

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

@SCORPDER I just gave my EX CFO a pat on the back and a few million dollars and he left. Sean was an ass gave him 2 grams and fired him.

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

@delecrown looking forward, let me know when done so can offer you millions and buy you out...

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

It was really cool being with the prez I finally convinced him to join #Facebook

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

Since I was not well liked I thought I would have this functionality in my website where everyone can "like" anything. #Facebook

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

Shit now they have blocked my site #Facebook in #Egypt hope Mubarak goes he is bad for business!

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

Hahaha got another $1 billion funding....I love what I have created #Facebook

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

I have not been rightly portrayed in #socialnetwork since everyone is suing me for billions thinking of suing the studio. Feedback?

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

Why do people keep saying I screwed my friends in the movie #socialnetwork #Facebook it's a pure fiction. I have made them billionaires!!

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

RT @mashable: Zuckerberg Named One of 10 Worst-Dressed Men [PICS] - http://on.mash.to/hNtYVX/ I ain't that badly dressed compared to Stevie!

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

“@fbmarkzukerberg: Everybody is complaining thinking of coming up with parents profile settings #Facebook”Parents & Facebook RT”

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

“@fbmarkzukerberg: Everybody is complaining thinking of coming up with parents profile settings #Facebook”Parents & Facebook RT

[Mark Zukerberg @fbmarkzukerberg]

Everybody is complaining thinking of coming up with parents profile settings #Facebook