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my hobbies include baseball and baseball. oh and tottenham

[c o @fbmiddlemiddle]

i love it x3

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

THEY STILL NOT LIKE US. #WORLDSERIES

[c o @fbmiddlemiddle]

HAHA TOKYO 1600M FRONT RUNNER = NOT INNER GATE = LOSE IM LOSING MY MIND HELP

[California Democratic Party @CA_Dem]

Congratulations to George Whitesides on his primary victory! He has worked tirelessly to create jobs and lower costs, and we’ll continue organizing across CA-27 to make sure this seat stays blue in November. 💪

[Stardust @tweetsfromstar]

RFK Jr. stands for RETARDED FUCKING KENNEDY JUNIOR

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[c o @fbmiddlemiddle]

@KrisUmasimp If you don’t main fronts a lot you could use the 2.0 anni selector and a crystal for 1LB maru. It’s pretty good at that LB

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Mbappé teams up with the Minions in a new teaser for ‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’.

In theaters on July 1.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

CT3, Clutch Taylor, World Champion.

Thank you Chris for all of the unforgettable moments in Dodger Blue. Congratulations on a memorable career and we wish you the best in retirement!

[Djed Spence @DjedSpence]

👀🔓

[c o @fbmiddlemiddle]

@ChadMoriyama all cause we won two rings by being good, good teams trading/not signing their star players and 2 japanese goats balling out for us 😂 baseball fans are so silly

[𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖍 𝖉𝖔𝖌 @BALDG0KU]

Destiny takes the L 😞

[Dan Saltman @dancantstream]

my divorced homie is doing 100 tweets per minute right now, so I broke out a classic

[yeet @Awk20000]

Destiny on why he has no sympathy for Hasan's current situation

"FARA violations are broad af and he said a lot of stupid sh*t..oh no, he's gone..Jordan and Comer (House Oversight Committee)? He's gonzo"

"U are asking of me to have superhuman levels of sympathy..I will never ever have sympathy..for a nepotistic baby who's entire future was already going to be plated gold..to be cheering on as he tries to, as much as he can, nuke parts of my career"

"From a political perspective maybe ya the Trump admin doing what they're doing is not good but that was already happening, we knew that..Hasan doesn't have the right to complain about anything the admin does when he refused to campaign against it..he wanted accelerationism, he just didnt want to be the one getting accelerated"

[🔥⚜️ 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐌𝐚𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 ⚜️🔥 @Andrew_Maj42]

He got every cone. This is victory! 🤠

[no episode 9 spoilers pretty please @user823493247]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

one of the funniest things he’s ever done

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

This is an official government account in a democracy.

This is what Orbanism looks like. The president bragging, via AI video, that he forced a comedian who mocked him off the air and ‘into the trash’.

[c o @fbmiddlemiddle]

GET ME OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Voldemort says every Death Eater who beat a cop and tried to subvert democracy deserves a slice of a $1.8 billion payout and a pardon!

[Dylan Burns 🦀 @DylanBurns1776]

Today is a good day to remind everyone @Twitch gave streamers who supported and advertised the Russian war machine 3 day suspensions. While creators who say the wrong word, or show the wrong content, get bans lasting months or years.

Twitch cares about market share over ethics.