Michael Scanlan

Frightened by the bite, though
It's no harsher than the bark
The middle of adventure
Such a perfect place to start

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@DavidLeavitt @Mollyploofkins He was born an asshole and has cultivated that personality his entire life. Don't forget, he's also a douchebag and a child molester.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@Mollyploofkins Because she's not a blonde.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@TheFungi669 Yes.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@Turquoise__Cat He has a low and slowly diminishing number of braincells.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@BaddestBearJew I'm certain that some of the linemen are ambivalent about his leaving the Browns. On one hand, he is great at what he does. On the other hand, if you want to be the best, you have to beat the best.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@cookwithzuri Thank you for all of your hard work, it looks delicious. But I prefer to eat from the bowl and not my pants. 😄

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@ZuriBellaRose A girl at 105, a goddess at 165.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@YourAnonCentral Most of the J6'ers will be imprisoned because they're all pedophiles.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@Angry_Staffer There's absolutely NO WAY that he got all of the answers correctly. They probably gave him the answer sheet.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@Kinza1278 Sophia. Always has been and always will be.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@torontobaddy Fugly yuck.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@Lara_0xo I'll take one B and one I.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@Amy_beke Once an enhancer always an enhancer. First it's the ass, then the tits, then the face. It never stops because she's never gonna be happy. Ever

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@EastEndJoe Melania will recite the alphabet but still find a way to fuck it up.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@RealEmirHan Sigourney was probably criticized by homely hirsute women.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@greendragonhq MAGA has YMCA on repeat while mimicking Trump's exact dance moves.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@Chris4Perkins2 I want the next president to roll out the guillotines and firing squads for the Trump regime.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@TheOnlyEsta Trump has his fist up JD's ass.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@demmy_blaze Shitty wine, impeccable goddess.

[Michael Scanlan @msjscanlan]

@Bornakang The writers, both men, tried to make Jenny a villain by trying to make US believe that being antiwar was a bad thing. They probably hate Jane Fonda for being against the Vietnam war.