Fernando Carolo

Many hats: father, sysadmin, cook, SRE. @[email protected]. He/him.

[Fernando Carolo @fcarolo]

@IrishRail @TFIupdates What next? Been waiting at Booterstown for 20 minutes now with no northbound trains, no announcements, nothing.

[Fernando Carolo @fcarolo]

Lou Ferrigno is The Hulk.
The others are just Bruce Banner.

[Frank Goodman @MASKEDMANIACXXX]

Who is Your Favorite Hulk?

[𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 @EffYuuSeeKhay]

Flat Earthers? No, let’s call you what you truly are: the intellectual bottom-feeders of society. You’re not just wrong; you’re the embodiment of willful stupidity, clinging to a rotting carcass of an idea that was buried centuries ago. You’re not skeptics, you’re not “free thinkers,” and you’re certainly not pioneers of some grand truth. You’re just dumb. Dumb as rocks. In fact, it’s an insult to rocks, which at least have geological significance.

The Earth is a globe. Period. Fact. Not up for debate. The sheer overwhelming proof could suffocate you if your brains weren’t so oxygen-starved already. We’ve got satellites, photos, physics, flight paths, GPS, and thousands of years of science built on the backs of people far smarter than you’ll ever be. Meanwhile, you sit in your mom’s basement, surrounded by pizza boxes and your collection of YouTube conspiracy videos, drooling on yourself as you mumble about “NASA lies.”

You’re not bold; you’re a joke. A sad, shriveled punchline at the expense of progress. The only thing flatter than your worldview is your brain activity. You don’t question authority—you flee from intelligence. You don’t reject lies—you choke on your own ignorance and call it enlightenment. You’re not awake; you’re rotting in the deepest, darkest corner of stupidity.

Your denial of reality isn’t bold; it’s pathetic. It’s the intellectual equivalent of a toddler screaming, “No!” to their parents. Except unlike a toddler, you don’t have the excuse of being two years old with an underdeveloped brain. You’re an adult—or at least you’re supposed to be—and yet you’ve chosen to proudly display your ignorance like it’s some kind of twisted badge of honor.

Here’s the truth: the world doesn’t need Flat Earthers. You contribute nothing. No innovation, no progress, no value—just noise. You’re not misunderstood geniuses; you’re an evolutionary cul-de-sac, a cautionary tale for future generations. So do yourself a favor: sit down, shut up, and stop embarrassing the rest of us who actually live in the real world.

[Fernando Carolo @fcarolo]

@SwiftOnSecurity One of the methods for jailbreaking the Sony PSP around 2006 was based on an exploit for libTIFF, so gaining control of a device by just opening an image file is possible.

[Orpheus @Antoine01686702]

@WilliamShatner

[Fernando Carolo @fcarolo]

You can also spell it as GOAT, right?

[TrekMovie.com @TrekMovie]

Happy birthday to Whoopi Goldberg, who was Guinan on #StarTrekTNG, the Trek movies Generations and Nemesis, and #StarTrekPicard. She's an EGOT: She has an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony.
#TheView #TheColorPurple #Ghost #SisterAct

[Fernando Carolo @fcarolo]

@neverping Podia ter vivido mais 45 anos sem escutar essa m***a.

[Holodeck Four @holodeckfour]

Now yer talkin’ 🖖

[Tom🌶\(^-^)/🌶 infosec.exchange/@tomlawrence @TomLawrenceTech]

If you use toilet paper to hold up your network switches, does that make it a TP-Link?

[Fernando Carolo @fcarolo]

@wordgrammer TeX

[Fernando Carolo @fcarolo]

@magnumlady The best part is knowing what each of my children would say and how the options would perfectly match their tastes.

[Fernando Carolo @fcarolo]

@diretodomiolo

[Fernando Carolo @fcarolo]

@tylertracy321 We'll be waiting for gpt-5.5-o3-large2-preview-2027-09-06_FINAL

[boss @boss_on_here]

Men yearn for the control rooms

[DM of Engineering @dmofengineering]

Twitter this week 🙄

[Fernando Carolo @fcarolo]

@pcalcado AI-BnB

[Fernando Carolo @fcarolo]

@pcalcado_ptbr Só os expats, assistindo a briga de longe.

[Fernando Carolo @fcarolo]

@pcalcado Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history".

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