patrick

22. he/him. @patricks_priv

@MarcusRashford @FCBarcelona @Pokemon

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

@ToeSuckinJew @ArgxntavisGamng @Kojo_AN @DracovishGlazer bad enough for its best sets in gen 3 to not use any stab moves 😭

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

i'm such a sheep bro i want to buy literally everything

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

the light on the back returning is so hype omg

[John Ternus @johnternus]

We’re glowing with excitement over the new MacBook Pro. You’ve gotta touch it to believe it.

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

*do

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

so these people think they sound less pathetic than the incel men who believe they can't be friends with women

[hams @bryhami]

Men cannot be good friends first of all and secondly what the fuck I look like befriending YOUR man. I don’t give a fuck about him! I genuinely forget my friends are full blown married until I see their man

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

@gaviralover hello kayi how are you

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

🚨BREAKING: Woman looks DIFFERENT as she ages!

[Transleytanked @transleytanked]

This is crazy...

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

i might have the strangest lexicon ever because instead of saying "this might happen" i normally say "there is a non-zero probability of this happening" without considering that normal humans don't speak english like that

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

(not blaming anyone)

[🕊️ @MagicalXavi]

is loving the club worth wasting away your career? (not blaming anyone)

[Domhnall @CogitoEdu]

You can't buy Sally Rooney books in the UK because of Israel

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

did he forget a k or have we actually been fined six hundred euros

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Barcelona have been fined €602 following Atlético Madrid's complaint to the RFEF regarding how the Julián Alvarez saga was handled.

The fine was imposed under Article 133 as failure to comply with orders, instructions, agreements, or regulatory obligations.

❗️ Barcelona plan to appeal, reports @elchiringuitotv.

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

why was 67 even on here like what is it supposed to actually mean

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade:

2026: Maxxing
2025: 67
2024: Demure
2023: Hallucinate
2022: Woman
2021: Allyship
2020: Pandemic
2019: Existential
2018: Misinformation
2017: Complicit
2016: Xenophobia

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

football's lowkey backwards when you can put in a dangerous and unnecessarily aggressive challenge to ragebait your teenage opponent into a reaction

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

RED CARD for Max Dowman! 🟥

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

@centrecircle77 @TheEyeTest_1 is that why he turned down psg too? and why him and his family turned down city when he was a kid?

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

@centrecircle77 @TheEyeTest_1 why would he turn down pep guardiola's city if he was just interested in money?

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

"success"

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

i never really bought this but if it is the case it really undermines the validity of the ballon d'or as an award. no club's fanbase should have any impact on the outcome of an award that's generally perceived to be so prestigious

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Because your fan base decided to push for Yamal because of the “18 year old Ballon D’or winner” narrative.

It’s like Bayern decided to push for Olise instead of Kane.

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

did they only allow blind people to vote?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

@jimknowsball i'm not sure how much of it is mental vs physical, i think it's more of the latter tbh. he looks stiff and fragile to me and i'm not sure that'll ever change :(

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

"where's rashford now?" as if the guy isn't washed and made of glass because he's played through too many injuries

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

🔥 Wayne Rooney TEARS into Manchester United players: “NOT FIT TO WEAR THE SHIRT!”

This is as critical as I’ve ever seen Rooney about his former club. He’s raging, and rightly so. Michael Carrick is a Manchester United legend and a close friend of Rooney’s, so this one clearly hits a little harder than usual.

On Stick to United with @markgoldbridge, he went straight for the players who love the spotlight when things are good but disappear the second it gets tough, like Bruno, Martinez, Rashford and the rest:

“Where’s Rashford now? Things get tough, where’s Rashford? You need to play through the pain barrier. You need to be ready, to give everything for the club, and they’re not doing that.”

He didn’t stop there. After that abysmal performance against Bournemouth, Rooney said he was pleased when the fans stopped clapping Carrick off and turned their fury on the players:

“I was really pleased when they switched from clapping Michael off the pitch, and then they’ve turned on them players. They’re not fit to wear that shirt at the minute. I don’t think they ever will be. The least you can do is work and show that it means something and that you care.”

Rooney said the five-year-olds he coaches understand something these multi-millionaires don’t: You run. You chase. You fight for every ball. This squad can’t even manage the basics!

Rooney finished by expressing frustration that the same players are doing it again to another manager, and will almost certainly get away with it:

“Honestly, watching it’s just so annoying and frustrating and disappointing that these players are gonna get away with it again.”

Ruthless from Rooney. He is speaking for the fans here. They know Carrick hasn’t been good enough, but he’s a club legend who cares deeply about Manchester United and is giving his all.

The players have given up. They don’t even run, and that is unforgivable! The fans will back you no matter what if you give your best, but they will never accept what these players are doing.

Right now these players are a disgrace to the shirt, to the badge, and to everything Manchester United is supposed to stand for.