patrick

22. he/him. @patricks_priv

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

and atleti are fuming at us?? 😭

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Enrique Riquelme brings out a Erling Haaland #9 Real Madrid 2026/27 home kit to announce him as his superstar signing.

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

ignoring the stupid mg nonsense, it's genuinely so impressive to put this much sugar in one drink

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Crumbl cookie company releases drink with 186,000mg of sugar — leading to outrage, calls to make the drink illegal.

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

another injury prone left back 😭😭

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid have made DIRECT CONTACT with Riccardo Calafiori’s camp. @FabrizioRomano

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

awwww they friends already

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

someone just got on my train with the stinkiest dog of all time omg please end me now

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

17 year old yamal was going on holiday with women and that was a crime, yet this random 17 year old is a zionist and he's "just a kid"

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

i feel like football isn't for me anymore ngl. there's no morals in this game, i don't want to be spending my time and money on this

[FCB World @forcabarca_ar]

🚨SPORT | أوريان غورين مرشح بشكل كبير لخوض الجولة التحضيرية مع الفريق الأول.

لاعب وسط من مواليد 2009، البعض يُشبهه بـ إنييستا وبيدري.

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

they cooked with these two omg

[Serebii.net @SerebiiNet]

Serebii Update: Mega Raichu's abilities have been confirmed

Mega Raichu X has Electric Surge
Mega Raichu Y has No Guard

https://t.co/NWlAdn57aQ

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

nice of them to design a shirt specifically for bellingham

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🐕 Adidas have launched a special Real Madrid Dog jersey.

[-1899- @_Futbolero_]

Dumfries vs Koundé

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

bro what 😭😭😭😭😭

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

He’s here to stay ❤️ We are delighted to confirm that Charles Leclerc has agreed a new deal with Scuderia Ferrari HP

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

every time i remember that the super rich exist i die a little inside ngl

[Autosport @autosport]

How you know it's race week in Monaco 👀🛳️

(via yvangrubski/IG)

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

i'm kinda bored of seeing mediocre fanfics on twitter ngl

[xícara leão. @xicaraleao]

O final de copa perfeito: Neymar é atingido por um tiro mas ao invés de cair ele continua seu ataque e marca um gol garantindo o hexa do brasa, todo mundo comemora com gritaria e festa, só que o endrick vê o Neymar lá caído, enquanto ele dá seus últimos suspiro e fala ao endrick: "agora é com você" e morre.

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

@jihadbian where'd you get the tiramisu latte and would you recommend

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

the dickhead standing there while no one shakes his hand would be a public admission that you can be a 7x rapist and still play at the world cup

can see them just pretending he's normal unfortunately. hope some players make the personal decision to refuse to though

[Matt Lawton @Lawton_Times]

NEW: FA to consider England position on Thomas Partey pre-match handshakes

https://t.co/fPQ9DGEOJQ

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

@gaviralover villa have tielemans, kamara, luiz and barkley in those 2 midfield spots and normally play with rogers or mcginn at 10. i feel like he's probably treated pretty carefully and is still this bad. i really like him as a player but wouldn't go near him :(

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

@gaviralover idk this in the past two seasons is pretty awful. maybe you can treat him like psg do with dembele, but he's not good enough for that and it only works if you don't play in a real league

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

he's paid more than luis enrique to bring "vibes" and offer nothing on the pitch

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

🚨| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Barcelona do NOT want to sell Ronald Araújo. The club rely on him and think he's an important player for the dressing room. [@sport] #fcblive

[patrick @fcb_patrick_]

a game that doesn't want to take up all my free time for months is exactly what i want so this was great for me, would've preferred it be an hour or two shorter tbh

[Breeder J @breeder_j]

$70 for a game you can beat in 18 hours is criminal