Another #mightybowood friendly tonight after our 8-0 thumping Sunday. Away to @afcsouthbourne1 tonight. Probably get thumped again even though their manager looks like Peter Griffin. Kick of 7 at Southbourne Rec. #andygaffa#mightybowood
Apologies for no signings today. Had to see a man about a dog. Looking forward to announcing the rest of the team tomorrow before Sunday’s 2pm game vs @portsouthfc. Hope to see you all there #mightybowood#andygaffa
Anyone order a meatball? This meatball head subway baguette is our final signing of the day. Arguably a midfield maestro - if that means giving the ball away and not registering a shot on target. Even claims assists that ain’t his. @AshingSimon#mightybowood#andygaffa
Not really proud of this signing. Practically begged to play for the team. Pays double what everyone else does to play. Runs into corners of boxes so much he should play sudoku but the spectrum player can’t count to 10. Dead baller @Georgecaister1#mightybowood#andygaffa
@TildenOwens is our next signing. Basically a proper shit Robben and not even left footed. Scored a few goals in pre season - all flukes. Manager cleans his arse in the changing room. Only in the squad cos your dads the manager. #mightybowood#andygaffa
Next signing possibly #andygaffa favouirte as he plays county football which means absolutely fuck all in our team. We don’t give a fuck who you are, where you’re from. We are all shit in this team especially this greedy fat ugly chunk #butterz#mightybowood@grant_radmore
Our first game of pre season was against a team who was about as useful as Ant without Dec...in rehab. Bowood FC 16-0 Freehouse 3rds. Can��t remember who scored the goals but dick of the day was George Owens. Fat bastard.
You won’t believe it but we’ve signed M&M!!! The rapper don’t even know the offside rule, plays like he’s just learnt how to walk again but will be performing at our title winning party! Will the real slim shady please stand up! @ryansmi28287975#mightybowood#andygaffa