😮‍💨

I’ll see ya when I’m lookin’ at ya

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

White supremacists.

[Tim Sharp 🍊 🍊 🇺🇸 @realtimsharp]

While everyone was focused on foreign policy, over 106k surveillance cameras were installed in America.

[Interesting Sciences @amazing13_13]

So when someone tells you that he has a talent for drawing, you should respect him immediately.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

How the fuck is this legal

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

When gay marriage is brought up, every Christian that smokes, drinks, curses and has premarital sex is suddenly concerned with what the Bible allows.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

even when niggas hate it I show love ❤️🎭🤷🏾‍♂️

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Het Mehta @hetmehtaa]

my company got breached

the attacker had access for 11 days

on day 3 he emailed our IT helpdesk
complained that the VPN was slow

our helpdesk reset his password
upgraded his access tier to fix the "connectivity issue"

and closed the ticket as resolved

CSAT score: 5 stars

we found this in the logs during forensics

the attacker had rated our IT support
excellent

[wordgrammer @wordgrammer]

Despite 3 years of progress, AI is still worse than me at stuff I understand, but unfathomably brilliant outside my area of expertise. Wonder why this is

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

All these years later and Peel P50’s are still being bullied on the road, wholesome to see.

Remember; they have no reverse gear.

Happy hunting. 😂

[t. @taeseru]

hyperboles and satire be whooping their ass

[spidey @lochan_twt]

The day a blind man sees. The first thing he throws away is the stick that has helped him all his life

[Ayaan 🐧 @twtayaan]

i finally understand why it’s called linux porn 😭