Alan 🌹

Illinois alum

[Caleb Williams @CALEBcsw]

Messi 🥲

[Isaiah Thomas @isaiahthomas]

It’s 2026 you should be able to give somebody a certain percentage of battery 😂… Like if I’m at 5percent and my homie at 62percent. He should have the options to send me some battery 😂. Come on Apple

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

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[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

Argentina makes it hard to root for them

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

Half time show reminded of 2000s era global liberalism

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

How did they not yellow card that blatant foul

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

If I was Jake Lang I would never show my face in public again

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Jan 6 terrorist Jake Lang tried to crash our canvass launch. Here’s how real Americans responded:

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hunter Biden: “I believe the biggest problem in America is not the oligarchy, it’s the closetocracy. Everybody knows there is this closeted gay mafia, largely Republican, that exists in DC. The only reason that is relevant is I believe that internal conflict creates so much vitriol inside a person that they take it out on the rest of the world”

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

@LightningMcfry @david_sivella @ZohranKMamdani If you think 7 months of governance amounts to total accountability for a natural disaster…

…then I’m curious to hear how much Trump’s second term of federal austerity is responsible for the lettuce parasite outbreak

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

I know, I’m quite a dashing young fellow

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

@nikicaga That’s Ghidorah

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

@nowavves1 @AlwaysFlacko @AbdulElSayed The past 3 DSA candidates to win their primaries were women of color who faced sexism and racism; no one is taking Bernie Bro accusations seriously in 2026

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

@ianlarkin @CultusMusicorum @AbdulElSayed

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

@markyzaguirre @matthewstoller This is a guy in a suit

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

@nowavves1 @AlwaysFlacko @AbdulElSayed Everyone on the left completely forgot about her until she started tweeting against progressives again

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

@Patroitsx @AlwaysFlacko @AbdulElSayed People on this website are racist as shit to AES and I haven’t seen any centrist apologize for this

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

@AlwaysFlacko @AbdulElSayed Check the QTs, Neera and co are pouncing on this

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

@barbarismcrit Second red scare

[Alan 🌹 @fdrblownaway]

@dwarfmarx60969 @gayest_tone I think he’s a mix of both, I remember how he told alt right punisher fans to fuck off back in 2018