Mike Doyle

Former Arnica, Cigital, waiter, barista, construction worker
"He fights the law, but he also fights the crime but not as much."

[Mike Doyle @Fe3Mike]

Putting the finishing touches on my Black Hat Arsenal talk, "Defending software development ecosystems with Safe Package" and I am PUMPED! PUMPED! PUMPED!

Come see me Thursday August 10th between 1:00 and 2:30PM At Business Hall Arsenal Station 6

https://t.co/HLkVsOnP09

#BHUSA

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Chocolate. He is supposed to be reffing the game, but it got a little boring, so he took audience entertainment into his own paws. 14/10

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@2aQueer @courtjester1998 Sports autism goes largely undiagnosed. I was in a bar and a guy comes up, points to the TV and blurts out something like "Yeah, that Robby Rod has a 3.2 RBA streak!" I was reading a book. No interest in the game.

Terrible.

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@d0tslash

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@sherrod_im @aylacroft Some men have this insecurity. It's like short men that get weird with taller women. https://t.co/iFYq1Ppeix

[[email protected] @aloria]

Me: I… computered a lot this weekend.
Dude: Don't patronize me, explain.
M: [describe exploit strategies]
D: You're too smart for me!

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@hubermanlab @horsetwting Alan Turing, Godfather of Computer Science. https://t.co/6FSv4ul4sm

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@theotherewarren @ThePrimeagen The number of times my wife sees me look at the laundry hamper and think 'let the laundry be done.'

smdh

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@gabsmashh "It's not witchcraft. It's grammar."
"Get her!"

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@2aQueer @pop_tartlet It's commonly done in Supreme Court orals. This is page 15 of Mullin v Doe, argued in April. https://t.co/8mD2qH0aUr

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@2aQueer @LizzieHasAGat Yes! Some people will get steamed about Gentoo or whatever; it's not worth it. Have fun trying stuff on.

Distros aren't pistols: brand doesn't matter.

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@DennisF Folks who catch that reference right now:

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@stxrinsky The owner of the dumpster knows it's an eyesore and built walls around it so as not to offend folks' sensibilities.

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@anton_chuvakin @ZackKorman Not exactly an argument against, but...

If this argument worked, it would've worked when we used it against WAFs. Unfortunately, the market likes building, selling, and buying firewalls for things. Vendors love to brag, CISOs love to feel like they've solved a problem.

[Mike Doyle @Fe3Mike]

@2aQueer @Calebej37 Atlien who sometimes visits family and friends in LA. My experience is that some surface roads in ATL get as bad as much of LA, but metro ATL interstates are uniformly worse than LA.

[Mike Doyle @Fe3Mike]

@2aQueer (Priors: I'm cis but am replacing thyroid hormones.)

Limit replacing hormones to the extent that you can avoid suffering. If replacing hormones drops your suffering to manageable levels (subjective, but hey!), replace them hormones! But limit your dependence on the replacement.

[Mike Doyle @Fe3Mike]

The cultural equivalent of shouting "Freebird!" at the New York Philharmonic.

[Tib3rius @0xTib3rius]

Pretty sure I just commited a crime at a Chicago BBQ.

[Mike Doyle @Fe3Mike]

@ArmedJ0y Gell-Mann AImnesia. https://t.co/JwW1a97Aa0

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@ArmedJ0y Counterpoint:

Anabolical?

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@hubermanlab That doctors are interested in “what to take” more than non-doctors by a wide margin and that doctors don’t actually have a better inside line on “what to take” than what your pod provides.

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@thdxr Maybe worse? I don't remember anyone protesting the construction of a new stock exchange.

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@TracketPacer It's either AI or a human experimenting in a form of impressionism that happens to match how AIs hallucinate.