🦌Claude🦌

#fearthedeer #gmu
up to no good probably | if found call @itshildabitch

[trish @ultragloss]

running away to greece is ok. sleeping with 3 men in one summer is ok. not knowing which one of them is the father of ur daughter is ok. encountering the 3 of them at her wedding is ok. only communicating through abba songs is ok. do whatever u need to do to cope.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop scrolling 🛑 ✋🏾!!! IM FROM THE FUTURE 🤖 🚀🚨i need to let you know 😳😳 that 2020 will be the best year you’ve ever had 🎉🎊🤩🤩! u finna accomplish so much 🥳🥳 & learn a lot about life🌎🌍🤨!! i’m so proud of you 😰😰no cap 🚫🧢 !! ight u can scroll now!! ☝🏾

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@fraldxrius you're talking to the middle school spelling bee champion, I could never misspell anything

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

hm... the end of finals is always bittersweet

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@archeryleonie the fun, celebrating-the-end-of-finals, kind 😉

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@archeryleonie oh bet
I'll bring the beverages

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@archeryleonie 👀 is it chili time

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@fraldxrius incorrect, everything I do is endearing

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@fraldxrius I don't think I said anything about going home, just that I was going to miss you 🥺🥺

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@itshildabitch the universe works in mysterious ways

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@itshildabitch that's weird, who put that there?

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@fraldxrius like glad that exams are over and sad that I don't get to see your smiling face in person for a few weeks 🥺💔

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@itshildabitch 🥺 I'm outside ur door let me in

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@itshildabitch me too let's go do something of questionable legality

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@itshildabitch done?

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

this anthropology paper may actually kill me ...

if it does, tell @itshildabitch to stay away from my stuff

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@itshildabitch 😘😘😘

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

Who decided the mistletoe was the fuck plant

[🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69]

@byeleths @itshildabitch