𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓲𝔁 🌙

i don't want to see or be seen by people. #GMU 💙🦁

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

what if when u died, instead of seeing ur life flash before ur eyes, you had to hear back anything you ever said while you were horny

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

I’m gonna fucking kill myself

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Coming home from a day of work and taking your socks off >> 😍😍https://t.co/adPkiGRjYW

[𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓲𝔁 🌙 @fraldxrius]

Take down your Christmas lights already.

[liv @liv_cowherd]

all men know how to do is shoot basketball lie eat chicken wing twitch in sleep open jar and play video game

[𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓲𝔁 🌙 @fraldxrius]

@fearthedeer69 You misspelled irritating.

[𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓲𝔁 🌙 @fraldxrius]

@fearthedeer69 I don’t know what you’re trying to pull, but it’s not cute.

[𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓲𝔁 🌙 @fraldxrius]

@fearthedeer69 Ha ha. You’re hilarious. If it really bothered you that much, you wouldn’t go home, anyhow.

[𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓲𝔁 🌙 @fraldxrius]

Throwback to Sylvain wearing his hair in his face during high school.

[𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓲𝔁 🌙 @fraldxrius]

Gifts are overrated. Quality time is more valuable.

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

Who decided the mistletoe was the fuck plant

[𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓲𝔁 🌙 @fraldxrius]

@blaidyddbreath Okay, so then just deliver everyone’s gifts. Problem solved.

[𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓲𝔁 🌙 @fraldxrius]

@blaidyddbreath Embrace the holiday spirit, yes, but I’m pretty sure the grinch doesn’t give presents.

[𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓲𝔁 🌙 @fraldxrius]

Every time Sylvain tweets about a sword against his neck it becomes increasingly clear why we got together.

[𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓲𝔁 🌙 @fraldxrius]

@blaidyddbreath Sure it would. You’ve heard of Scrooge? The Grinch? All Christmas characters.

[𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓲𝔁 🌙 @fraldxrius]

@blaidyddbreath So go the easy route and buy nothing.