Sara Farley

Okay, so you're probably going, “Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?”

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

forgot the attachment in my email then forgot the attachment in my follow up email

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Accidentally just opened my front camera. We remain grateful for personality

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

Just forgot my new address

[helen @helen]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

[bidonica ❗ @bidonica1]

another underrated aspect of The Americans: it did Brown Eighties rather than Neon Eighties

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Sean @panoptisean]

You are hereby sentenced to eating the food you have at your house

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

I can’t keep up - is the issue that he’s gay or he sleeps with too many attractive women?

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Our mamas was right, you do have to micro clean every day or your home will be dirty

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[Kimbrrlee 🐞 @Kimbrrleeee]

Everyone: you all hate Spencer because he’s not a Democrat

Me: I have hated him since the early 2000s

[jordan @JordanUhl]

I’m Jim Collins, a 57-year-old electrician from Fayetteville, North Carolina and Spencer Pratt becoming mayor of Los Angeles is my top issue.

[k @316Kenzie]

when i see adults get baptized im just like “damn you must be going through it”

[paul @paulswhtn]

old people don’t give a fuck if they phone ringing in public

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I hope Spencer Pratt ends up in 5th place as a salute to Riley Gaines and whatnot.