Feces Eater

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[Feces Eater @feceseater]

everyone on the #EpsteinClientList is banned from eating poop with me

[Feces Eater @feceseater]

@MAELNACHT Yes. Yes. No.

[Feces Eater @feceseater]

@Ithrowpooop Language.

[Feces Eater @feceseater]

Poop

Now read it backwards

[Καλός @realKalos]

Guess who just pooped ✋😏👈

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

MF POOP be like:
Big poop, smelly fart, butt trembling
Pepto, gas x, drugs and medicine
Anything just to forget the hurt, INCOMINNGG
Here come the Hershey squirts
On the toilet, there's casualties in the mind
And the dingleberries get left behind
Anally scarred for life, ass is sore
And some shits are just too hard to wipe

[Feces Eater @feceseater]

I was poopilled before it was cool!

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Scientists have discovered that "poop pills" could help treat peanut allergies

They transfer healthy gut bacteria from donors into another person's digestive system

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Scientists have discovered that "poop pills" could help treat peanut allergies

They transfer healthy gut bacteria from donors into another person's digestive system

[Tim @Tim123456791011]

Filling my car up with poop

[donovan spoon @donovanhitchens]

do you swear to tell the poop, the whole poop, and nothing but the poop

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Wearing my pants backwards so i can poop through the zipper

[HorseSlug🐌 @horsebone2]

I'm making a batch of deviled poop whos hungry

[creecher @supercreaturwow]

woke up and i have to poop

[Feces Eater @feceseater]

Just found out they make poop shredders. Yes! No more weekly trips to the office supply store to return another paper shredder because it "wasn't meeting my needs and expectations"

[CouchJelq @CouchJelq]

Poup (poop soop)

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

I am a furnace fuelled by poop

[Badass Jacob @1RealCrazyMofo]

Poop is boob Up side down…Think a bout Dat