pickle joker

very legal and very cool

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

The beauty of California is that whether you vote for the Democrat or the Republican for governor in 2026, both candidates plan to kill rail projects and build no housing.

[OregonMapGuy, IQ 277 @OregonMapGuy]

California is counting too fast. They should slow down and make sure they’re doing it right

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[One Proud Bavarian @ProudBavaria]

Shaking my head the entire time while playing CK3 to signal that I don't approve of feudalism

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Soul trapped the DoorDash guy and smoked his essence

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

So let me get this straight, it was revealed that the United States ruling class is full of child torturing pedophiles and the reaction of the American people wasn’t to immediately revolt, but to vote out Thomas Massie who helped expose the scandal

America is cooked 💀

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

His name is Amin Abdullah. He is the security guard who gave his life to protect the children and stop the terror attack at the Islamic Center of San Diego. This man died a hero, but should still be alive and would be if it weren’t for the rising hatred against Muslims. RIP.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Fuckin things are getting in through the vents

[av / mikey ☄️ @andyneiman]

i live in california and i have to get gas soon im so fucking scared

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

this meal prep shit too easy

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Cars ride at Disneyland includes a pre-Unification map of Italy, suggesting that Guido and Luigi are Neapolitan reactionaries who oppose the Risorgimento, presumably led by Caribaldi

[Clare @clare__4019]

who needs April Fools when my baseball team is already a joke

[The1andonlydavidrixx @RixThereal99054]

Fun fact: you were made when a moid and a foid created lifeslop

[Joshua McElwee @joshjmcelwee]

Pope Leo made a plea on Wednesday for countries to offer their ​citizens universal healthcare, calling it a "moral imperative" that ‌people have access to the health services they need, in an unusually strong appeal. For @Reuters

https://t.co/e66IwOUjwJ

[Rob @robrousseau]

>Strait of Hormuz what is it
>Strait of Hormuz how to open
>Strait of Hormuz how to open reddit

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Gas prices are about to skyrocket

Your car tire can store about 8 gallons of gas

That’s 32 gallons in 4 tires

Go to the gas station now, fill your tires with gas, and wait until gas prices double later this week

Then sell for a nice profit

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

House of Representatives blocks war powers resolution 212-219.

Funny how they always have just enough votes to stop these things!

[🖤 @chrisisclueless]

When America Balkanizes I will go back home to fight in the Californian Revolutionary Army under General Gwyneth Paltrow as a tactical astrologer