Federico Johnson

_insertar frase genérica en inglés_

[rey @reynaultfuego]

Mañana si todo sale bien veré nigger de Alejandro González Iñárritu

[xutraka @icev]

fcuk, marry and kill: Sede Café, Tierra Garat, Starbucks

[Carlos Loret de Mola @CarlosLoret]

La ruleta para responder preguntas que incomodan al régimen.
#BrozoyLoret en @latinus_us
@brozoxmiswebs

https://t.co/iXrrxfvR3w

[Federico Johnson @fedejohnsa]

@MLopezSanMartin @IrvingPineda La ruleta de @brozoxmiswebs es una sátira impecable... Tan buena, que esta declaración parece sketch de @latinus_us

[Iori loco 🧟‍♂️ @Chavoruc0nD]

Cuando terminas de chingarte unos bimbuñuelos:

[Ayla Croft @aylacroft]

gn

[✮ @evune]

resident evil villains in scattered photo clippings

[Princesa Fifiona @PFifiona]

"No se preocupen, México está bien representado en la ONU..." 🤦‍♀️

[Theo Jaffee @theojaffee]

Better call Sol

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

The executives said the boardroom Wi-Fi “feels slow.”

Speed test: 487 Mbps.

Apparently 487 Mbps has bad energy.

So I created a new network:

EXECUTIVE_PRIORITY_5G

Same access points.

Same internet connection.

Same VLAN.

I just gave it a more expensive name.

Connected the CEO.

He opened a website and immediately said:

“Oh wow, this is way faster.”

By lunch, five VPs had asked for access.

I told them executive bandwidth is limited and I can only approve users with a genuine business requirement.

They are now competing for access to Wi-Fi they already had.

Performance is unchanged.

Satisfaction is through the roof.

[jake villainhaal @jakevillainhaal]

I just saw someone say "maroon is navy red" and it fucked with my brain a little bit

[Cream E. Niggums @ElYouri_]

Things that just make sense once you turn 30:

1. Steely Dan
2. Sparkling Water
3. A dislike of too many teenagers in a public area
4. Birkenstocks
5. National parks
6. A good stretch
7. Analog and physical media

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"Xenu was an alien dictator from 75 million years ago who transported billions of beings to Earth, placed them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Anyway, I think you & Travis would be great members."

[Carlos @txiokatu]

stop sexualizing Sydney Sweeney’s massive honker bonker bandonkers

[Zazi | ザジ🍀 @zazimane]

Hal Jordan in Laterns for absolutely no fucking reason😭

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Mexico’s fight for independence is the triumph of a people determined to shape their own future.

Today, I was proud to be the first New York City Mayor to march in Sunset Park’s Mexican Independence Day Parade alongside a community that has fostered cultural pride across generations.

Mexican New Yorkers are at the heart of our city and its fight for a better future.

[Adam Kramer @KegsnEggs]

If you'e never read The Falling Man, you should do so. I post this on September 11th every year, and I find time to read it on this day every year. Still, in my eyes, the greatest piece of journalism I have ever read. https://t.co/gZgwzRoSgX

[Fernando @mmnnttll]

Respondí una llamada del trabajo en inglés en la fila de los helados