kristina

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[Spike @spikesguides]

POV you're already doing 30 over the limit in the slow lane and the fast lane is empty

[Lyric 🇵🇷 @lyricspoetic]

These apps want you to turn on notifications so bad.

[kristina @feeIsomething]

it’s fine 🤪

[ali @probablyalissa]

Oh okay

[Pop Base @PopBase]

7 years ago today, Halsey released ‘Nightmare.’

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Nice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though

[** @bigguccicraigy]

i just paid $43 to fill up my honda civic i just screamed trump name like mr. crocker

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unless I'm working in an emergency room, there's no reason I should ever have to work well in a fast-paced environment or work well under pressure. Just manage your office properly.

[misa @misak1nz]

life’s too short to keep postponing joy until everything is perfect. i’m choosing joy in the middle of the mess

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

The childhood dream to pull one of these and leave the house mysteriously

[kristina @feeIsomething]

manager bribed me to work m*thers day

[mari @digitaIdog]

getting better at the get better center

[•ᴗ-.com @evadentz]

that one year where you could search your iphone camera roll and it would actually work was such a blessing

[ً @phenstruation]

these posts are so fun until you start to realize that this should not be an abnormality. there should be so many more stories like this. aids really fucked up an entire generation to the point that a couple growing old together is a novelty