The government’s got a CEO, Congress is middle management, and the rest of us are frontline workers asking the same question every year: ‘So… are raises in the budget, or just more meetings?
I absolutely love subscriptions. Nothing says “financial freedom” like paying 37 different companies every month for things I forgot I even signed up for.
Pretty sure if I stop paying one of them, my refrigerator will lock itself until I renew Premium Cooling™.
Owning things was fun while it lasted.
Single-serving friends are like the free sample at Costco… great for that one moment, then you never see them again and somehow still think about them later.