dormouse

Read some books.

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@SummerRhapsody which drugs make your pupils small?

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@ARamblingRoyal I don't know, looks like someone you hired to pour wine at your son's graduation party.

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@XOQueenEsther she needs to be studied

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@that_1 @Caterinna313 She really likes to drape herself on people. Notice his arms aren't on her. He just has to sit there and endure it until she is done.

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@RNN_RoyalNews she's drunk posting again

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@quickbeam71 It's matronly and virginal at the same time. Weird.

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@ViQueenie this is our dream girl and that's Archie

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@storiesbyjemay by definition, a portrait is an artistic representation of the face.

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@nancytsidley @StephanieSidley She can't film in her own kitchen anymore because y'all made fun of it 😂

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@RestingDollface I don't understand vow renewals. You are married. We all watched you get married. Why do you have to do it again? This is like grown adults who take the whole week off for their birthday. Enough celebrating yourself. It's so odd to me.

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@nolink29 They were just waiting for book club to start 😑

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@nancytsidley @StephanieSidley she's about to go full Brittney! 🍿

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@that_1 I liked tennis Serena better

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@nancytsidley @StephanieSidley but she's not really "at home" in your jeans, is she Tracy? 😂

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@unreMARKLEble Doria looks like she is on day release

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@RVealingthenarc I think being in the locker room with all those cute professional athletes messed with her. Her instinct was to flirt them up but she just had a baby (ahem) with the dipshit standing next to her, so she wadded up the onesie in subconscious denial. She wanted to be a WAG.

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@unreMARKLEble he should fire his decorator

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@SummerRhapsody got to use up all the 'bitch-I'm-Royal' note cards too.

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@bornfirstkindly But I don’t see any friends 🤔

[dormouse @feedyourheadsir]

@unreMARKLEble Celebrity guest spots with the muppets on Sesame Street felt more believable than this.